| PSYCHO'S COMMENTARY |
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| June 1st, 2001 Hello Everyone! It's been kind of a slow week. I'm sorry that I haven't posted anything on the message board for a few days. The first thing I want to do, before I get too far into this commentary, is send my heart felt get well wishes to Troll. Troll, take care of yourself and I hope we'll be seeing you soon. If you get a chance to read this, let me just say that if you need anything, anything at all, just let me know. You don't have to deal with *anything* alone. All you have to do is ask. Take care of yourself. We need you back at 100%. My Movie Of The Week is "As Good As It Gets",starring Jack Nicholson and Helen Hunt. Both of them won Oscars for this movie. It's a great movie. My Match Of The Week is Steve Austin vs. Chris Benoit from WWF Raw. Yes, I chose this one over their match on Smackdown. I just enjoyed the one on Raw better, although their match on Smackdown had the better ending. If you put the good from both matches together into one match, you'd probably have a possible "match of the year" contender. With all the seriousness lately, I'd like to lighten things up and close with a few jokes that I had been sent. These are totally non-related to wrestling, but I find these particularly funny because of how I feel about people that act "stupid" or are "idiots." So just remember these are not jokes about me personally. When it says "I" or "Me", it isn't referring to myself, especially when the joke is coming from a woman's perspective LOL. I'm just typing these jokes as they were sent to me. These are called "Idiot Sightings". IDIOTS AT WORK... I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it,they matched. IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there. IDIOT SIGHTINGS Sighting #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask." Idiot Sighting #2: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street.I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is red. She responded,appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?" Idiot Sighting #3: At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who is leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager spoke up and said, "this is fun. We should have lunch like this more often. "Not another word was spoken. We just looked at each other like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching truck. Idiot Sighting #4: I worked with an Individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her could not understand why her system would not turn on. Idiot Sighting #5: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" "Iknow,"answered the young man. "I already got that side. " I hope you enjoyed those jokes, and keep your eyes open because you never know when you might spot an idiot. Laterz. -Psycho |