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LARRY THE CABLE GUY

See also: Blue Collar Comedy Tour

Lord, I Apologize
# Track Title
1 I Made The Bigg Times Now
2 Looking Good At The Flea Market
3 Couldn't Keep The Pizza Lit
4 No Hair - Just A Red Head
5 Keep The Chips Fresh
6 Jump Up In The Air And Get Stuck
7 Let Me Eat Your Shorts
8 Can't Understand My Accent
9 The Worst Dentist I've Been To
10 Martians Got A Thing For Redneck Fellers
11 Going In Circles For Two Hours
12 People Like My Analogies
13 Toddler Mail
14 Lord, I Apologize
2001 Ark 21

Morning Constitutions
# Track Title
1 Bowling Shoes
2 Just Hitched
3 I Like Steak
4 Pie Of The Month
5 Terrorist Or Toddler
6 Gay Mafia
7 Stool Troubles
8 Shopping At Wal-Mart
9 Bed, Beer & A Blonde
10 Squeal Or No Squeal
11 A Sue Named Boy
12 Poop Lasagna
2007 Warner Bros.

The Right To Bare Arms
# Track Title
1 Git-R-Done!
2 Midgets And Gay Bars
3 WWJD
4 Las Vegas
5 Hank Williams Jr. High School
6 Hooters And Hooters Airlines
7 Dodge Trucks, Retards And Stinkbait
8 NASCAR
9 The Right To Bare Arms
10 Family In Sanford
11 Faith Healers And Weight Problems
12 Romance And Imported Rubbers
13 Throwed Outta Penney's
14 Shavin', Waxin', Primpin' And Shootin' Quail!
15 News Items
16 Song For A Friend
17 Toddler Mail
2005 Warner Bros.

A Very Larry Christmas
# Track Title
1 Christmas Commentary
2 The Christmas Story
3 Santy For A Day
4 Oh Holy Crap
5 Fat Holiday Relatives
6 Singing Christmas Tree
7 A Letter To Shania Twain
8 O Little Girl From Birmingham
9 Waiter Commentary
10 Pissed-Off Christmas Poem
11 Titty Bar Christmas
12 Easy-To-Assemble
13 The First Queer Santy Claus
14 Fruitcake Commentary
15 Santy Claus, Santy Claus
16 I Pissed My Pants
17 Christmas Weight Gain
18 Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story
19 On The First Day Of Christmas
20 Redneck Santa Claus
21 Hark, The Hairlip Angel
22 A Letter To Santy Claus
23 Sticks And Horse Turds
24 Call A Doctor
25 Gift-Giving
26 I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit By A Car
2004 Warner Bros.

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