| Main | Lynx | Stuff |
| Back In Town | |
|---|---|
| # | Track Title |
| 1 | Abortion |
| 2 | Sanctity Of Life |
| 3 | Capital Punishment |
| 4 | State Prison Farms |
| 5 | Farting In Public |
| 6 | Familiar Expressions |
| 7 | Free-Floating Hostility |
| 1996 Eardrum | |
| Brain Droppings | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| # | Track Title | # | Track Title | |||
| D I S C 1 | 1 | Preface | 1 | The Primitive Sergeant | D I S C 2 | |
| 2 | Air Pollution & Seven Things I'm Tired Of | 2 | Moths And Lights | |||
| 3 | Food Terms | 3 | Short Takes | |||
| 4 | Well, Ya Gotta Live Someplace | 4 | If I Were In Charge Of The Networks, Pt. 1 | |||
| 5 | Things You Never See | 5 | If I Were In Charge Of The Networks, Pt. 2 | |||
| 6 | A Name By Any Other Name | 6 | The George Carlin Book Club Offer #2: Advice And Self-Help Titles | |||
| 7 | Appropriate Names | 7 | Super-Celeb Kicks Bucket | |||
| 8 | The George Carlin Book Club Offer #1: How-To Titles | 8 | The "Pre-" Epidemic | |||
| 9 | It's Your Body: Fearless Fashions | 9 | Popular Beliefs | |||
| 10 | I Can't Recall | 10 | More Favorite Oxymorons | |||
| 11 | A Place For Your Stuff | 11 | Rules To Live By | |||
| 12 | Mental Brain Thoughts | 12 | Expressions I Question | |||
| 13 | The New Zodiac | 13 | More Favorite Redundancies | |||
| 14 | "Hi Mom!" | 14 | Peace On You | |||
| 15 | Baseball And Football | 15 | Watch Your Mouth | |||
| 16 | Give A Hoot | 16 | Come Back And See Us, Hear? | |||
| 17 | Sports Roundup | 17 | First I Was A Kid | |||
| 18 | Fuck You, I Like These Kinds Of Jokes | 18 | More Short Takes | |||
| 19 | "Let's Beat Them With Our Purses!" | 19 | Killer Comic | |||
| 20 | Do, Take, Have, Give | |||||
| 21 | What's My Motivation? | |||||
| 22 | Anything But The Present | |||||
| 2000 Highbridge | ||||||
| Carlin On Campus | |
|---|---|
| # | Track Title |
| 1 | Opening Sequence |
| 2 | The Prayer |
| 3 | First Leftfielders |
| 4 | A Moment Of Silence |
| 5 | Second Leftfielders |
| 6 | Breakfast Wine And Who's Boss |
| 7 | Third Leftfielders |
| 8 | Baseball And Football |
| 9 | Fourth Leftfielders |
| 10 | Cars And Driving |
| 11 | An Incomplete List Of Impolite Words |
| 1984 Eardrum | |
| Classic Gold | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| # | Track Title | |||||
| D I S C 1 | 1 | Shoot | F M & A M | |||
| 2 | The Hair Piece | |||||
| 3 | Sex In Commercials | |||||
| 4 | Drugs | |||||
| 5 | Birth Control | |||||
| 6 | Son Of WINO | |||||
| 7 | Divorce Game | |||||
| 8 | Ed Sullivan Self Taught | |||||
| 9 | Let's Make A Deal | |||||
| 10 | The 11 O'Clock News | |||||
| 11 | Class Clown | C L A S S C L O W N | ||||
| 12 | Wasted Time - Sharing A Swallow | |||||
| 13 | Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap In The Window?) | |||||
| D I S C 2 | 1 | I Used To Be Irish Catholic | ||||
| 2 | The Confessional | |||||
| 3 | Special Dispensation - Heaven, Hell, Purgatory And Limbo | |||||
| 4 | Heavy Mysteries | |||||
| 5 | Muhammad Ali - America The Beautiful | |||||
| 6 | Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television | |||||
| 7 | Welcome To My Job | O C C U P A T I O N: F O O L E | ||||
| 8 | Occupation: Foole | |||||
| 9 | White Harlem | |||||
| 10 | The Hallway Groups | |||||
| 11 | Black Consciousness | |||||
| 12 | New York Voices | |||||
| 13 | Grass Swept The Neighborhood | |||||
| 14 | Childhood Clichés | |||||
| 15 | Cute Little Farts | |||||
| 16 | Raisin Rhetoric | |||||
| 17 | Filthy Words | |||||
| 1992 Eardrum | ||||||
| Complaints & Grievances | ||
|---|---|---|
| # | Track Title | |
| 1 | The Opening | |
| 2 | Traffic Accidents - Keep Movin'! | |
| 3 | You & Me (Things That Come Off Of Your Bodies) | |
| 4 | Self-Help Books | P e o p l e W h o O u g h t a B e K i l l e d |
| 5 | Motivation Seminars | |
| 6 | Parents Of Honor Students | |
| 7 | Baby Slings | |
| 8 | "My Daddy" | |
| 9 | Telephone Mimes | |
| 10 | Hands-Free Telephone Headsets | |
| 11 | Answering Machines | |
| 12 | Families Newsletters | |
| 13 | Music On Answering Machines | |
| 14 | People Who Wear Visors | |
| 15 | Singers With One Name | |
| 16 | Rich Guys In Hot Air Balloons | |
| 17 | People Who Misuse Credit Cards | |
| 18 | Guys Named Todd | |
| 19 | Gun Enthusiasts | |
| 20 | White Guys Who Shave Their Heads | |
| 21 | NASA-Holes | |
| 22 | Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments | |
| 2001 Eardrum | ||
| It's Bad For Ya | |
|---|---|
| # | Track Title |
| 1 | Opening |
| 2 | Old Fuck |
| 3 | Goin' Through My Address Book |
| 4 | Things We Say When People Die |
| 5 | He's Smiling Down |
| 6 | Parents In Hell |
| 7 | People Refuse To Be Realistic |
| 8 | Dead Parents Helping |
| 9 | A Couple Of Other Questions |
| 10 | Today's Professional Parents |
| 11 | The Self-Esteem Movement |
| 12 | Every Child Is Special |
| 13 | Children Are Our Future |
| 14 | Raisin' A Child Is Not Difficult |
| 15 | I Like People |
| 16 | Stupid Bullshit |
| 17 | Stupid Bullshit On The Phone |
| 18 | What A Phone Call Should Be |
| 19 | In A Coma |
| 20 | Their Kids! |
| 21 | They Want To Show You The Pictures |
| 22 | Just Enough Bullshit |
| 23 | No One Questions Things |
| 24 | Proud To Be An American |
| 25 | God Bless America |
| 26 | Takin' Off Yer Hat |
| 27 | Swearing On The Bible |
| 28 | You Have No Rights |
| 2008 Eardrum | |
| Jammin' In New York | |
|---|---|
| # | Track Title |
| 1 | Rockets And Penises In The Persian Gulf |
| 2 | Little Things We Share |
| 3 | Airline Announcements |
| 4 | Golf Courses For The Homeless |
| 5 | The Planet Is Fine |
| 1992 Eardrum | |
| Life Is Worth Losing | |
|---|---|
| # | Track Title |
| 1 | A Modern Man |
| 2 | Three Little Words |
| 3 | The Suicide Guy |
| 4 | Extreme Human Behavior |
| 5 | The All-Suicide TV Channel |
| 6 | Dumb Americans |
| 7 | Pyramid Of The Hopeless |
| 8 | Autoerotic Asphixia |
| 9 | Posthumous Female Transplants |
| 10 | Yeast Infection |
| 11 | Coast-To-Coast Emergency |
| 2006 Atlantic | |
| The Little David Years 1971-1977 | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Disc 1 FM & AM | Disc 2 Class Clown | Disc 3 Occupation: Foole | Disc 4 Toledo Window Box | |||||||
| # | Track Title | # | Track Title | # | Track Title | # | Track Title | |||
| 1 | Shoot | 1 | Class Clown | 1 | Welcome To My Job | 1 | Goofy Shit | |||
| 2 | The Hair Piece | 2 | Wasted Time - Sharing A Swallow | 2 | Occupation: Foole | 2 | Toledo Window Box | |||
| 3 | Sex In Commercials | 3 | Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap In The Window?) | 3 | White Harlem | 3 | Nursery Rhymes | |||
| 4 | Drugs | 4 | I Used To Be Irish Catholic | 4 | The Hallway Groups | 4 | Some Werds | |||
| 5 | Birth Control | 5 | The Confessional | 5 | Black Consciousness | 5 | Water Sez | |||
| 6 | Son Of WINO | 6 | Special Dispensation - Heaven, Hell, Purgatory And Limbo | 6 | New York Voices | 6 | The Metric System | |||
| 7 | Divorce Game | 7 | Heavy Mysteries | 7 | Grass Swept The Neighborhood | 7 | God | |||
| 8 | Ed Sullivan Self Taught | 8 | Muhammad Ali - America The Beautiful | 8 | Childhood Clichés | 8 | Gay Lib | |||
| 9 | Let's Make A Deal | 9 | Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television | 9 | Cute Little Farts | 9 | Snot, The Original Rubber Cement | |||
| 10 | The 11 O'Clock News | 10 | Raisin Rhetoric | 10 | Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal | |||||
| 11 | Filthy Words | 11 | A Few More Farts | |||||||
| Disc 5 An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slaszo | Disc 6 On The Road | Disc 7 Free Complimentary Extra Bonus Disc Not For Sale Anywhere | ||||||||
| 1 | New News | 1 | On The Road | 1 | George's Disc Jockey Theme And Show Opening | |||||
| 2 | Teenage Masturbation | 2 | Death And Dying | 2 | Tattoos | |||||
| 3 | Mental Hot Foots | 3 | Head Lines | 3 | Hitchhiking (Short Version) | |||||
| 4 | High On The Plane | 4 | Kids Are Too Small | 4 | Clerks, Hankies & Emma | |||||
| 5 | Bodily Functions | 5 | Rules, Rules, Rules! | 5 | Elmo's Song - Johnny Badcheck | |||||
| 6 | Wurds | 6 | Parents' Clichés And Children's Secret Answers | 6 | Monopoly | |||||
| 7 | For Names' Sake | 7 | Words We Leave Behind | 7 | New Sports | |||||
| 8 | Baseball - Football | 8 | How's Your Dog? | 8 | Hitchhiking (Long Version) | |||||
| 9 | Good Sports | 9 | Supermarkets | 9 | Guacamole | |||||
| 10 | Flesh Colored Band-Aids | 10 | Nuts In Cake & Toenail Clippings | |||||||
| 11 | Religious Lift | 11 | 400,000 American Musical Favorites | |||||||
| 12 | Radio Dial | 12 | Peas | |||||||
| 13 | Y'Ever | 13 | Losing Your Place | |||||||
| 14 | Unrelated Things | 14 | I'm Musical | |||||||
| 15 | Lost & Found | |||||||||
| 16 | Public Affairs | |||||||||
| 17 | Snapper Lawn Mowers | |||||||||
| 18 | How To Handle A Heckler | |||||||||
| 19 | Closing | |||||||||
| 20 | The Coney Island Recordings | |||||||||
| 1999 Atlantic | ||||||||||
| More Napalm & Silly Putty | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| # | Track Title | # | Track Title | |||
| D I S C 1 | 1 | More Napalm & Silly Putty Introduction | 1 | Dance Called Because Of Rain | D I S C 2 | |
| 2 | Love And Regards | 2 | Short Takes | |||
| 3 | Have A Good Time | 3 | Short Takes | |||
| 4 | A Good Time | 4 | How Soon Is Intermission? | |||
| 5 | Short Takes | 5 | Dog Moments #4 | |||
| 6 | Sports Should Be Fixed: First Half | 6 | Hello-Goodbye | |||
| 7 | The Evening News | 7 | Don't Blame The Leaders | |||
| 8 | Icebox Man | 8 | Short Takes | |||
| 9 | Expressions I Question | 9 | Short Takes | |||
| 10 | Expressions I Question | 10 | Short Takes | |||
| 11 | Dog Moments #3 | 11 | God Has Gotta Go | |||
| 12 | Not Every Ejaculation Deserves A Name | 12 | On The Beach: The Movie | |||
| 13 | I've Got Your Sanctity Of Life | 13 | Euphemistic Bullshit | |||
| 14 | Short Takes | 14 | Short Takes | |||
| 15 | High On The Plane | 15 | Short Takes | |||
| 16 | The 20th Century World-Hostility Scoreboard | 16 | The House Of Blues | |||
| 17 | Face-To-Face With The Clock | 17 | Where Was I Standing Last Time We Did This? | |||
| 18 | Life's Little Moments | 18 | Organ Donor Programs | |||
| 19 | Life's Little Moments | 19 | Dog Moments: A Cracker Jack Meal | |||
| 20 | Give The Little Dog A Big Hand | 20 | The Humorous Side Of Rape | |||
| 21 | Have A Nice Day | 21 | Short Takes | |||
| 22 | Short Takes | |||||
| 23 | Ready Or Not, Here We Come! | |||||
| 24 | People I Can Do Without | |||||
| 25 | Beer And Pot | |||||
| 26 | Angels & Bike Frauds | |||||
| 27 | A Day In The Life Of Henry VIII | |||||
| 28 | Short Takes | |||||
| 29 | Short Takes | |||||
| 30 | Old And Stingy | |||||
| 31 | Monopoly | |||||
| 2002 Highbridge | ||||||
| Napalm & Silly Putty | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| # | Track Title | # | Track Title | |||
| D I S C 1 | 1 | Napalm & Silly Putty Introduction/Rice Krispies | 1 | Cars And Driving: Part Two | D I S C 2 | |
| 2 | A Cat Is Not A Dog | 2 | Short Takes | |||
| 3 | Death Row | 3 | Airport Security | |||
| 4 | Short Takes | 4 | Dangerous Fun | |||
| 5 | Advertising Lullabye | 5 | Fear Of Germs | |||
| 6 | Airline Announcements | 6 | I Wish I Had My Money Back | |||
| 7 | The Good Bread | 7 | But First, This Fuckin' Message | |||
| 8 | Cars And Driving: Part One | 8 | Dog Moments #1 | |||
| 9 | Interview With Jesus | 9 | Just For Fun | |||
| 10 | The American Bu$ine$$man's Ten Steps To Product Development | 10 | Smile! | |||
| 11 | Short Takes | 11 | It's Not A Sport | |||
| 12 | Short Takes | 12 | Short Takes | |||
| 13 | Fussy Eater | 13 | The Bovine Feces Trilogy | |||
| 14 | Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, It's Off To Work We Go | 14 | Dying To Stay Alive | |||
| 15 | Running Hot And Cold | 15 | Well, At Least The Plate Was Blue | |||
| 16 | Five Uneasy Moments | 16 | Golf Courses For The Homeless | |||
| 17 | A Bedrock-Solid Alibi | 17 | Current Events | |||
| 18 | Maybe They'll Adopt | 18 | Short Takes | |||
| 19 | Your Children Are Overrated | 19 | Adventures In The Supermarket | |||
| 20 | Eat A Box Of Cookies | 20 | The Unkindest Cut | |||
| 21 | Dog Moments #2 | |||||
| 22 | The Planet Is Fine, The People Are Fucked | |||||
| 23 | Outro | |||||
| 2001 Highbridge | ||||||
| Parental Advisory - Explicit Lyrics | |
|---|---|
| # | Track Title |
| 1 | Offensive Language |
| 2 | I Ain't Afraid Of Cancer |
| 3 | Some People Are Stupid |
| 4 | Rape Can Be Funny |
| 5 | Feminist Blowjob |
| 6 | Good Ideas |
| 7 | Things You Never See |
| 8 | Things You Never Hear |
| 9 | Things You Don't Wanna Hear |
| 10 | Life's Little Moments |
| 11 | I Love My Dog |
| 12 | Organ Donor Programs |
| 13 | Don't Pull The Plug On Me |
| 14 | They're Only Words |
| 15 | Euphemisms |
| 1990 Eardrum | |
| A Place For My Stuff | |
|---|---|
| # | Track Title |
| 1 | Acknowledgements |
| 2 | Opening |
| 3 | "A Place For My Stuff" |
| 4 | First Announcements |
| 5 | "Have A Nice Day" |
| 6 | "Rice Krispies" |
| 7 | Second Announcements |
| 8 | Interview With Jesus |
| 9 | Join The Book Club |
| 10 | "Abortion" |
| 11 | Third Announcements |
| 12 | "Ice Box Man" |
| 13 | Fourth Announcements |
| 14 | Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag |
| 15 | Fifth Announcements |
| 16 | "Fussy Eater" (Part 1) |
| 17 | Sixth Announcements |
| 18 | "Fussy Eater" (Part 2) |
| 19 | Seventh Announcements |
| 1981 Atlantic | |
| Playin' With Your Head | |
|---|---|
| # | Track Title |
| 1 | Hello-Goodbye |
| 2 | Love And Regards |
| 3 | Groups And Charities |
| 4 | Sports |
| 5 | Five Twos |
| 6 | Losing Things |
| 7 | You're Lost |
| 8 | Missing |
| 9 | Earrings |
| 10 | Battered Plants |
| 11 | Things To Watch Out For |
| 1986 Atlantic | |
| Take-Offs And Put-Ons | |
|---|---|
| # | Track Title |
| 1 | Wonderful WINO (Top-40 Disc Jockey) |
| 2 | Commercials |
| 3 | Daytime Television |
| 4 | The Newscast |
| 5 | The Indian Sergeant |
| 1997 One Way | |
| What Am I Doing In New Jersey? | |
|---|---|
| # | Track Title |
| 1 | Reagan's Gang, Church People, And American Values |
| 2 | Keeping People Alert |
| 3 | People I Can Do Without |
| 4 | More Stuff On Cars & Driving |
| 1988 Eardrum | |
| When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Disc 1 | Disc 2 | Disc 3 | |||||
| # | Track Title | # | Track Title | # | Track Title | ||
| 1 | Introduction | 1 | Bits And Pieces | 1 | Schmuck School: Call Now! | ||
| 2 | A Modern Man | 2 | Bits And Pieces | 2 | Fall Down, Go Boom! | ||
| 3 | Euphemisms: It's A Whole New Language | 3 | Keepin' It Real In The Air | 3 | Letter To A Friend: Dear Manny | ||
| 4 | Eye Blaster: Get One Now | 4 | Tired Of The Handi-Crap | 4 | Euphemisms: Hotel Lingo | ||
| 5 | The Control Freaks | 5 | Euphemisms: The March Of Time | 5 | Gimme A Burger | ||
| 6 | The Two Commandments | 6 | Euphemisms: You Want More Changes? | 6 | Bits And Pieces | ||
| 7 | The Filthy, Dirty News | 7 | Crippled, Ugly, And Stupid | 7 | Bits And Pieces | ||
| 8 | Guys & Dolls: Part 1 | 8 | Location Location Location | 8 | I Just Don't See It | ||
| 9 | Appearance Is Everything | 9 | Zoning Out | 9 | Cellular Chitchat | ||
| 10 | Free Breast Examinations | 10 | Politician Talk: Trouble On The Hill | 10 | Buy This And Get One Of These: Act Now | ||
| 11 | If Looks Could Kill | 11 | Politician Talk: Senator Patriot Speaks | 11 | Euphemisms: Food And Restaurants | ||
| 12 | Guys & Dolls: Part 2 | 12 | Zero Tolerance | 12 | Euphemisms: Buy This And Eat It | ||
| 13 | Euphemisms: Shell Shock To PTSD | 13 | Let's Kill A Tree For The Kids | 13 | Retail Blues | ||
| 14 | Let's Get Real, Here | 14 | Euphemisms: What Do You Do For A Living? | 14 | He's Smiling Down | ||
| 15 | We Just Wanna Watch | 15 | The Channel Seven Editorial Reply | ||||
| 16 | Get The Fuck Oot | 16 | Seems Like Old Times: A Dialogue | ||||
| Disc 4 | Disc 5 | Disc 6 | |||||
| 1 | Early Borading: Children | 1 | Concerned Parents | 1 | Jump, Don't Scream! | ||
| 2 | Traffic Accidents | 2 | Three Short Conversations | 2 | Body Of Work: Scab Labor | ||
| 3 | A Cry For Help | 3 | News Report: The Death Of Humpty Dumpty | 3 | Euphemisms: Broke, Nuts, And On The Street | ||
| 4 | Bits And Pieces | 4 | Goodnight, Timmy | 4 | Euphemisms: Transients | ||
| 5 | Bits And Pieces | 5 | Bits And Pieces | 5 | A Toast To The Classics | ||
| 6 | Euphemisms: Political-Interest Groups | 6 | Bits And Pieces | 6 | A Person I Know Day | ||
| 7 | Euphemisms: Tarzan Would Be Mortified | 7 | Euphemisms: It's Gettin' Old | 7 | Letter To A Friend: Dear Trevor | ||
| 8 | How Goes It? | 8 | Eye Safety Tip | 8 | Bits And Pieces | ||
| 9 | Too Many Thank-Yous | 9 | Strap It On And Pump Me Up | 9 | Bits And Pieces | ||
| 10 | Further Thoughts On Exploding Heads | 10 | Good Cheer | 10 | You're Not Funny | ||
| 11 | Moment Of Silence | 11 | Well-Wishing | 11 | Get Down! | ||
| 12 | Terrorism Misnomers: Domestic Terrorism | 12 | Pass Me A Damp Towel | 12 | Instructions: Follow Carefully | ||
| 13 | Terrorism Misnomers: "Heroes" Who "Died For Their Country" | 13 | Body Of Work: Toenail Clippings | 13 | Just Die, Motherfucker | ||
| 14 | It's No Use | 14 | The Birthday Party | 14 | Tumor Humor: Guys, Gals & Cancer | ||
| 15 | Uncalled-For Editorial Comments | 15 | Turn Down The Radio! | 15 | Soaring And Plunging In The Media | ||
| 16 | The Explicit TV Channel: Old-Time Comedy Favorites | 16 | Problems And Issues | ||||
| 17 | The Explicit TV Channel: Dr. Phil | ||||||
| 2004 Hyperion | |||||||
| You Are All Diseased | |
|---|---|
| # | Track Title |
| 1 | How's Everybody Doin'? |
| 2 | Airport Security |
| 3 | Fear Of Germs |
| 4 | Cigars |
| 5 | Angels |
| 6 | Harley Davidson |
| 7 | House Of Blues |
| 8 | Minority Language |
| 9 | Man Stuff |
| 10 | Kids And Parents |
| 11 | TV Tonight |
| 12 | Names |
| 13 | Advertising Lullabye |
| 14 | American Bullshit |
| 15 | Businessmen |
| 16 | Religion |
| 17 | There Is No God |
| 1999 Atlantic | |