"Just so you know, when you carry chickens around in a box, they make noise." -Drew
"Alan... if the Republicans weren't the bad guys, and the Democrats weren't the bad guys, then you guys, like, wouldn't have a show!" -Dick Morris, Hannity and Colmes
"Well, I'll be damned if I know! Jesus!" "You'll be damned if you know Jesus?" - The Third Floor
"It combines the charms of a Disneyland with the worst of the Soviet gulag prison camp." -Viliumas Malinauskas, Lithuanian creator of StalinWorld
"I'm not a Republican anymore???" - Michael
"Emeril says they're 'taking pork fat to the moon' tonight - don't they take it to the moon every night?" "I don't know where they take it, usually..." -Me and my absently-responding father
"Lemurs are awesome! They have those big eyes... it's like watching anime. I expect their mouths to get all big, and them to, like, fly around!" - John
"YOU teach ME to knit? You're like the knitting Macgyver!" - Liam
"Hey, what's so wrong with me being a gigolo?" -Dan Montoro
"I mean, if I didn't know the person too well, I'd totally be a cannibal!" -Me
"I don't believe in invading people's privacy just for the sake of recycling." -Katya, freshman roommate
"You're going to make me fat! You're going to make me fat, then eat me!!" -Lisa, other freshman roommate
"I prefer to remain a mystery, wrapped in a... something. With an enigma involved somehow." -Dave
"I want this song to sound like... like a well-defined donut. But not one of those cake old-fashioned donuts... one of those... you know... yeast donuts." "Uh, Robbie? Do you mean a bagel?" -My choir director gets his bread products confused
"It's your gyroscope of sound!" - My choir director again (I swear, these don't make any more sense in context...)
"Now you're in that room with the opera singer, only now a sword is coming out of her mouth, like this, and it's got to cut right through the donut just to the other side, but it can't go through that metal thing on the other side of the donut!" -My choir director gets confusing
"Louis XIV was just a faggot who liked to prance." - My brother Chris
"Looks like someone was wielding a thesaurus without the safety on..." -Marie Rose' re: fanfic
"Vagueness is really a godsend. Well, not so much a godsend as, say, a gift from some higher power." -Me
"Man, Canada is closed on Sunday!" -Tom
"I thought I'd knock. I wouldn't want to walk in on you getting to third base intellectually." - Jemima
"[In college], they tear you away from your family and friends, and then make you feel stupid!" -Kimberley
"Man, all the liberals think Al Gore is an earth-hater!" -Jed
"It's like a soap opera with big words." -Derrick, re: Government
"I don't do math; I'm a senior!" -Derrick, re: Economics
"Dude, I would just run up and grab the Science Award and be like 'SUCKER!!' Uh, actually, no I wouldn't. Dr. Rose' would come and blow up my house." - My brother Chris
"It's just like collecting mouse poop - you do it 'cause ya gotta!" - Dr. Rose'
"Hey, we should kill all the orcs, break into the cave, then write, 'ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US' on the wall in orc blood!!" "SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB!" "No, SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOW!!!" -A 3rd floor Dungeons and Dragons conversation... just in case you weren't convinced that we were all hardcore geeks...
"Stop messing up my language!" -Senora Morales
"Aaah! I can't find the Lost World!" -Benjamin
"'Entropy' is a joke! And that whole delta-G-zero thing is no fun, either!" -Maddie, from Chem
"If organic chemistry is the study of life, then inorganic chemistry is... the study of death?" - My Inorganic Prof
"What?? You're attacking a woolly mammoth with a HAND-AXE?? What are you going to do, say, "Uh, excuse me, mammoth! Lie down?"" -My World Prehistory Prof
"I love all you men... but I love all you women even more!" -Strom Thurmond, on the floor of the Senate on his 99th birthday
"This is a HUGE SUV! I mean, there are buffalo running around in the trunk!!" -My sociology professor
"A machete is always a good thing to have!" -My chemistry lecturer
"It just makes me cry! That's how I am! Well, I'm also weird..." -My history professor
"This is really an archaic form of the word, you won't run into this in the real world..." -My Latin professor, whose "real world" apparently includes a lot of original Latin...
"Cicero uses ABBA... in this case, it's not a Swedish disco band, it's chiasmus!" -My Latin professor, again
"So it translates as 'Although the man was looking at his son, he was happy.'" "Oh, that's so sad!" "Well, maybe his son was really ugly and he hated him..." -My Latin professor... yet again...
"When I take action, I�m not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It�s going to be decisive." -George W. Bush, re: Afghanistan strikes (don't you love this guy??)
"When the monster's away, we can all go do our laundry." -Japanese Proverb
"What's your favorite black color?" -Child on Japan Mission Trip
"And that's bad!"-John
"I mean, how different is "Ending is better than mending" than "I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs"??"-Ezra
"It could be worse. You could be in prison for something you didn't do." -Miss Meneley, while reading 'The Count of Monte Cristo'
"I really hate chemistry. Chemistry is memorizing the periodic table, and then doing math." -Chris
"I wish I was a horsefly..." -Paul Spates
"That's why fire burns!" "Whoa, you can burn fire?" -An Excerpt from AP Chemistry
"Where is the UUUUUUUUUUU??" -Kim and Me
"Don't let duct tape stand in the way of romance!!" -Kim and Me again
"The Yankees ARE a tragedy!" -Trevor
"Don't drink and do chemistry." -Trevor again
"Yes! I can eat, drink, study, watch TV, play games online and talk on the phone, all simultaneously!" "Don't you get tired?" "NO, because I can nap simultaneously too!" -Random conversation on my floor
"At the end of this year, Boltzman and I are going to have a lot more in common..." -Me in AP Chem (Boltzman killed himself over his asymmetrical distribution curve)
"Well, St. Peter's wasn't much of a church..." -Christine
"We all know that an egg is basically a calcareous nodule with a semipermeable membrane..." -Dr. Rose'(with an accent on the e!)
"There's no running water in Mexico. Well, there is, but it's running through your tent, so you don't exactly appreciate it." -Dr. Rose re: Mexico mission trip
"Wow. They must have gotten a lot of drawing done." -Mr. Mitchell, upon seeing the fourth or fifth drawing room at Windsor Castle
"If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends." -
Orson Welles
"The pants are on us!!" -Brooke [Ella] "Annie Warbucks"
"Hey, you lied! That's not a boligrafo! That's a lapiz!" -Benjamin the Sophomore
"In college, biology is really chemistry, chemistry is really physics, physics is really calculus, and calculus is really hard." -The Rose's
"If it's not Scottish..." -The First-Ever AP US History Class
"I even ended my essay saying that it may sound corny but it's true. But that was a lie, it was really just corny." -Derrick, re: College Essays
"Toilet, toilet, toilet, toilet, toilet, toilet, toilet!!" -Anthony, our British tour guide
"I think it's time to listen to some Rage Against the Machine." -Will Linton
"Give a man a fire, and he stays warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he stays warm for the rest of his life." -Travis
"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then." -Katharine Hepburn
"We are bitter and disgruntled." -Tim and Will
"Some reporters said that I don't have any vision. I don't see that." -George (not W.) Bush
"You can't make footprints in the sand of time by sitting on your butt. And who wants to make buttprints in the sand of time?" -The Artist Formerly Known as El Queso Penguino
"The olives!" -Old Mr. Larrabee from Sabrina (the old one)
"Hey! You gotta cover that bad boy!" - Mr. Atwell
"Spit before you sit." -Mr. Atwell again
"I am watching you..." -Sra. Morales
"Gee, you know what'd be really cool? A house made of butter." -DSV
"Or maybe, in the wilderness, there's, like, a Jericho tree or something." "You mean a Joshua tree." "Right, exactly, a Joshua tree." -Me, on heavy medication
"Hey Oscar! Smoking kills!!" -My Brother Chris
"Make this into a purse." -Mom
"Super!" -Mr. Wagner
"DIE!!!! Die cutter, that is..." -Katie and Me
"Shut your lower jaw!" -Mary
"You're just standing there with your chalk and your brains." -Parini in Chem
"Hold it down." -Harry Lampman, Driver's Ed. instructor
"Nutella is my life!" -Giulio
"AAAAUGUAUAUAUUGHHHHHHH!!!" -Our AP Chemistry Class
"How DO you do?" -Freddy, "My Fair Lady"
"And then you have time for more important things... like personal relationships!" -Mr. Haugen
"Canis meus id comedit." -Me
"If it's not thought-provoking, read it again!" -Mr. Crossland
"That's AMAZING!" -Crossland again.
"Have you been to Rhode Island??" -Bryan G.
"I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear!" -Me
"Let's take notes!" -Mrs. Cummings
"Well, technically, that COULD happen, but..." -Mr. Quinn
"Don't stalk me and ask me chemistry questions!" -Dr. Rose' again
"Seriously, if you don't want chives, I won't put them in!" -Iggy, Surf Ninjas
"Outside, bye-bye. Oooh, that would be a very good topic for your paragraph!" -Mrs. Farray
"Eh?" -Mrs. Matichuk
"A hag? Like a hag in a bag? I think I'll go read a mag-azine! Wanna play some tag? I like that shag rug! Don't lag! English is a drag, it makes me gag." -Tim
"That's huge." -Tim again
"Pickpocket???" -Freda, "The Music Man"
"Right on, crouton!" -Miss Loperena
"We're going to kick some girly butt!" -Arun
"Mr. Lundie is a fine man! He's a squirrel!" -Fiona, "Brigadoon" rehearsals
"Non nobis solum natis sumus" (Not only for ourselves are we born) -Cicero
