Buffy and Spike Quotes

Quotes, all these quotes are going to be about Buffy and Spike :^)

Something Blue
Buffy: "It's just so sudden. I don't know what to say."
Spike: "Just say yes, and make me the happiest man on earth."
Buffy: "Oh, Spike! Of course it's yes!"
Buffy: "Giles! You'll never believe what's happened!"

Spike: "Well, first thing I'd say, we're not having a church wedding."
Buffy: "How 'bout a daytime ceremony. In the park."
Spike: "Fabulous. Enjoy your honeymoon with the big pile of dust."
Buffy: "Under the trees. Indirect sunlight, only."
Spike: "Warm breeze tosses the leaves aside, and again... you're registering as Mr. and Mrs. Big-Pile-of-Dust."

Buffy: "Honey, we need to talk about the invitations. Now, do you wanna be William the Bloody, or just Spike? �Cause, either way, it's gonna look majorly weird."
Spike: "Whereas the name Buffy gives it that touch of classic elegance."
Buffy: "What's wrong with Buffy?"
Giles: "Oh... such a good question."
Spike: "Well, it's a terrible name."
Buffy: "My mother gave me that name."

Spike: "Your mother, yeah, she's a genius."
Buffy: "Don't you start in on my mother."

Anya: "Why are you holding hands?"
Spike: "They have to hear it sooner or later..."
Buffy: "Spike and I are getting married!"
Xander: "How? What? How?"
Giles: "Three excellent questions."
Spike: "What are you lookin' at?"
Buffy: "The man I love."
Xander: "Can I be blind, too?"

Buffy: "And you both were affected. I probably only escaped because I'm the Slayer. Some kind of natural immunity."
Xander: "Yeah. Right. You're marrying Spike because you're so right for each other."
Buffy: "Xander!"
Spike: "That's it ... you're off the usher list."

Intervention
Buffybot: "I want to hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body."
Spike: "Maybe I should repay you for your gentleness. Maybe I should let you go."
Buffybot: "No! No, Spike. Never let me go!"

Buffybot: "You're evil."
Spike: "And that excites you?"
Buffybot: "It excites me, it terrifies me. I try so hard to resist you and I can't."
Spike: "Yeah?"
Buffybot: "Darn your sinister attraction!"

Buffybot: "Spike, I can't help myself! I love you!"
Spike: "You're mine, Buffy."
Buffybot: "Should I start this program over?"

Buffybot: "Angel's lame. His hair grows straight up, and he's bloody stupid."

Xander: "No one is judging you. It's understandable-- Spike is strong and myseterious, and sort of compact, but well-muscled...."
Xander: "We saw you and Spike with the straddling...."
Buffybot: "Spike's mine! Who's straddling Spike?"
Buffy: "Oh my God..."
Xander: "And so say all of us."

Buffybot: "You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked. I mean, really!"

Buffy (as the bot): "Spike! You're covered in sexy wounds."
Spike: "Yeah. I feel real sexy. Where you been?"
Buffy (as the bot): "I fell down and got confused. Willow fixed me. She's gay."
Spike: "Will fixed you? I thought they'd melt you into scrap."
Buffy (as the bot): "They were confused too. Do you wanna ravage me now?"
Spike: "Give us a minute. Got some bones need mending."
Buffy (as the bot): "Why did you let that Glory hurt you?"
Spike: "She wanted to know who the key was."
Buffy (as the bot): "Oh, well, I can tell her, and then you'll-"
Spike: "No! You can't ever. Glory never finds out."
Buffy (as the bot): "Why?"
Spike: "'Cause Buffy... the other, not so pleasant Buffy... anything happened to Dawn, it'd destroy her. I couldn't live, her bein' in that much pain. Let Glory kill me first. Nearly bloody did."

Spike: "And my robot?"
Buffy: "The robot is gone. The robot was gross and obscene."
Spike: "It wasn't supposed to-"
Buffy: "Don't. That... thing, it... it wasn't even real. What you did, for me, and Dawn... that was real. I won't forget it."

After Tara burns Spike in Sprial,
Willow: "She doesn't know what she's doing."
Dawn: "We know."
Spike: "No biggie. Look, the skin's already stopped smoking. You go ahead and play... peek-a-boo with Mister Sunshine all you like. It keeps the ride from getting boring."