Thought for today///My God I'm bored....

I have one of the single least stimulating occupations on earth... next to a door stop... being a paper weight could be more boring, but atleast I'd get to read... and I'd have better chances for advancement. Then again this beats painting houses... sorta... nevermind.
Allow me to walk you through what I do all day.
PHONE:ring... ring
Me:What
Customer:Hello I would like to order a...
Me:Oh you would, well good for you...
Customer:umm... well...
Me:shut your noise tube consumer... hand over your billing information in a timely manner of I shall destroy you... and now your shipping info you nick nack collected squirrel... what shinny object do you think you deserve...
Customer:thank you my master... I am not worthy of your superior customer service abilities...
Me:silence monkey kin... now begone!
THis would generally be the point were my superviser comes up behind me and says something like "I think you should come with me, we need to have a talk about that last call." I think the people I work for really like me.

I hung out with Leda last night. For those of you who don't know, she's the only person I've ever been in love with. We were together for three years and have been apart for about eight months. Now that your all brought up to speed... I went over there to get my sterio and broiling pan back... she also hooked me up with some dishes for my new apartment. A very coool thing to do considering all the really shitty things we've done to each other over the last few months. We're continuing to get along very well... for once. It's nice to have her company again.

I still love her of course... that's kind of a secret... so if it could stay just between the two of us, that'd be great...