Site created by Amanda Eagles drive by� I mean.. Fly by my house everyday! -Kyle Amanda: I really need to blow my nose. Holly (pointing to Quote Book): Well what do you think that little book is for? The joys of childish retarded people! -Kyle That�s what happens when my hair falls out� I get a whole hoodiful of hair! -Amanda Remaindeer. -Mr. Kitchen Kyle: That note is about me, isn�t it? Valerie: It�s about smoking. Amanda: You have a lot of audacity to assume that every note that you don�t write in is about you. Holly: That was an amazing sentence! Ahhh! Stop stabbing me! -Valerie Kyle: My thing is in your pants. It�s extremely sore. Holly: Well maybe you should whack it then. (Misquoted for dramatic effect) Grossy Welt Hats go to Sart Ask. -Valerie It must be hard being a teacher, I can�t even be a student. -Kevin Scotty beamedim up! -Amanda A zipper pole! -Kyle Holly: She�s wearing black and red! Amanda: Red is the color of blood. Holly: Black is the color of death. Amanda: Bloody death! It wasn�t such a bad day, and he wasn�t such a loser: he had his own chainsaw. -Val�s book. Kyle: Don�t blow those on me! Amanda: I�ve blown bigger! (Put together for dramatic effect) Leg�re est preque mort.. Presque mort! Presque mort! Presque mort! Presque mort! (English translation: Legere is almost dead! Almost dead! Almost dead! Almost dead! Almost dead!) -Mr. Casey I don�t care about those stupid Zealanders. They can burn in hell for all I care! -Mindy If, when you buckle the baby up, it breaks in half, you have buckled the baby too tight. Please consult a physician. -Valerie and Holly�s Dad Hehe, okay. -Amanda If the baby has not moved or cried in over a month, please poke baby to see if it moves. -Valerie Holly: Watch math. Amanda: That�s a good way to put me to sleep! Clear foolish! -Mrs. Chatterton Tiffany: Mr. Finnamore, you need a Mini-Me! Valerie: He can be called Mr. Minnimore! He�s a friggin� Klu Klux Klan! -Valerie Amanda: They were longing to bask in our presence� Holly: They wanted to Baskin our Robins? Don�t throw pencil cases at me! -Kyle I�m not paying for your sexuals. -Kyle Yours is yellow, you idiot! -Valerie Here�s the quotes from� the first few pages! -Holly Here�s siiiiiiiiixty� -Holly I have a whole lot of long hair, I need to make sure it�s all stiff and curly! -Valerie I love the jungle! -Amanda Yours is yellow, you idiot! -Valerie Is that reflecting my green mask or are those little nose pieces look green? -Amanda It�s in that place where everyone can see it but noone can reach it! -Holly Kyle: Ashley! I can see up your pants! Ashley: What can you see?! Kyle: Legs! Here we go again, it�s hockey time.. again. -Tina I hope we don�t miss the ballerinas, mommy! That�s why I�m looking forwards and not backwards! -Little boy at the ballet The only difference between Holly and a butterfly is that Holly doesn�t sing. -Amanda You can have Amanda in the room for free. -Mr. Newlands Qu�est-ce que je faisait si tu �tait kidnapper par les Iraqis entre l��cole et l�autobus?! (English translation: What would I do if you got kidnapped by Iraqis between the school and the bus?!) -Mr. Casey Why are you looking at me if you hate me?!�. I have to write that down! -Amanda Like my new coat? -Kyle Question-what-was-the-next-one? -Mr. Kitchen (|)� this looks like a butt! -Kyle This is the truth.. I had to turn down a date! -Mr. Newlands If I had a house and Kyle had a house, and I found out that Kyle was setting off nuclear bombs in my basement, I would go over there and set off a bomb in his MOUTH. -Amanda Mr. Kitchen: It�s gonna take the graph and flip it! Kyle: Uh oh! Instead of sideburns, that guy has dirtburns! -Kyle Est-ce qu�il �tait le roi des personnes petits? (English translation: Was he the king of the little people?) -Amanda Let�s look at her until she says something! -Kyle Quels sports est-ce que tu pense que Finnamore joue? La bi�re, la television, et le t�l�roman. Et tu peut faire un quotation de ca! (English translation: What sports do you think Finnamore plays? Beer, television, and soap operas! And you can make a quote of that!) -Mr. Casey The leading cause of death in men: ties! -Kyle All I can smell is burnt toast! -Crystal I don�t like French chicks, cause they don�t fall for our charm, and quite frankly guys, we don�t have much else to offer. -Travis Yes! Fire hair! -Amanda I don�t want to be in the quote book because it�s scary and evil. -Sarah I�m an attention whore! -Amanda Kyle: But I�ve always wanted to be pretty! Holly: Wanting does not necessarily equal getting. Innocent trees. All trees are innocent.. except for the ones that grow on other trees. Those trees are evil� EVIL TREES! -Holly Dollarstore! Yes! -Miss Christie Emma: Nobody loves me! Matthew: I do! Emma: No you don�t! Shut up! Maybe the dingo ate your baby! -Someone Holly: Hallelujah! Holly and Valerie: Glory, glory Hallelujah! Ryan is wearing the traditional colors of the Zealander. Look at his hair! -Amanda It�s gonna be a stupid graph.. no, I mean, a symmetrical graph! -Mr. Kitchen What about a magic wand? Oh. What about a turkey baster? Or a turkey? -Kyle Valerie: Listen to my story! Kyle: It�s probably not funny, it�s probably a �. Story. Imagine all the people who never get attacked! -Kyle It wasn�t I that cut it! -Valerie Andrew isn�t an albino! -Kyle Scratch scratch I remember this! -Kyle His racer sausage! -Valerie Look at the sharp point this has come to! -Valerie I�ll go tell the principal! -Kyle Kyle: Everything you say is said with the intent of sounding more intelligent than everyone else. Valerie: Shouldn�t it always? Kyle: I don�t want to see up your skirt! Valerie: Then don�t look! Kyle: Put this blanket over it� Why does it come down? Just because it�s up there? -Amanda I don�t like Harry friends! -Valerie Low means NO! -Mr. Finnamore She always goes on about how she loves children. She probably just runs over them with her wheelchair! -Kyle If they cut open the tumor and inside was a baby, wouldn�t it be a uterus? -Tiffany I think I need modified advanced math� -Amanda Carebear countdown.. 4 � 3 � 2- 1� I forget the rest! -Valerie I didn�t find Brad, but I found a pear! -Mr. Casey It�s Mole Day! -Mr. Finnamore Bless you, bless you, bless you in advance� Shelly� are you going to explode? -Tiffany I fear no mortal! -The Prophetess Valerie What is this chunk? Ew! It�s a homefry! -Amanda You�re not beating him up. Well.. unless he likes it that way! -Valerie We have to find the time! -Mr. Kitchen A hiding-behind-the-flower-pot costume! -Amanda Dere�s a pwoor wittle bunny on my coat! -Holly Nowerdays. -Mr. Finnamore Raadio. -Mr. Finnamore Ms. Spatz-Devito.. she puts the fear in God! -Billy She was weaving across the street-road! -Holly I had real big buck teeth� one time, when I was biking� they always stuck out! -Billy Yay! Tupperware! -Valerie Instead of screaming �Bloody murder!�, you can scream �bloody gang rape!� -Kyle Let�s throw things at Brock�s butt! -Kyle Im Warm Trail! -Holly I�m too soft.. I�m the Pilsbury Dough Boy! -Mr. Finnamore Tempis! Je ne danse pas! (English translation: Tough! I don�t dance!) -Mr. Casey Taking gold out of the rocks and making RINGS with him! -Mr. Finnamore Ouch! Don�t hurt me!.. Geesh, grab my SHIRT NECK! Well.. what do you call it? A neckhole? -Kyle Crystal story! -Everybody What? -Valerie A van that looks like BARNEY! -Valerie Holly: One day he became an elf! Valerie: You can�t BECOME an elf, you have to be BORN one! When iron is rusted, it�s called oxidation. Oooooooh. -Mr. Finnamore You know when I close one eye, like this, I can only see out of one eye. -Holly Most of you will probably end up in� institutions. -Mrs. Chatterton Mrs. Stairs: In the summer, will you go to deaf camp? Holly: Death camp?! Everyone: DEAF camp! Betsey�s nucleus isn�t any good as far as the farmer is concerned, but maybe everyone else in the herd thinks Betsey�s a laugh and a hoot. -Mr. Finnamore Valerie: The new old man in our house� he was outside! Kyle: You let them outside?! We have to get serious about graduating! -Mr. Leger Write that down: I hate you more, you ugly whore. -Kyle Snapout to end the world! -Kyle It�s my Christmas fight! -Amanda Holly: Kyle, if you do that again, I will kill you. Amanda: What does that mean? Holly: It means that if he does it again, I�ll kill him. Glory, glory Hallelujah! -Holly I could read the quotebook if I wanted to! -Kyle Valerie: I can�t do it! Kyle: We�re not even trying, we�re just looking at it. Punch my ovaries! -Maggie Imagine if you went down the slide and your tie got caught! Or on the monkeybars! -Kyle All I can smell is burnt toast � Crys� (Looks behind her) -Holly Why do we need a big national blanket thingie? -Amanda Look here! Look! -Kyle, to Mr. Kitchen Katelyn: Don�t say retarded, say mentally challenged. Andy: What? Katelyn: Mentally challenged! MENTAL! We have to make up for Kyle by being extra perverted! -Holly Andy: Mr. Casey, I had a dream last night� Mr. Casey: Good Lord, Andy! Without telling us any of the details, tell us if anyone in this room was in your dream. Andy: Yes. You. Mr. Casey: Andy, if you say another word, I�m taking 30 points off your class mark. Andy: I came into the class�. Stop eating my little fry ends! -Amanda Harry Potty. -Radio guy My daughter hates the clothes we buy her! -Commercial Our school is clean! -Liverpool, when asked what was special about their school. If God wanted me to go to school, why did he make me so stupid? -Daniel Irving Mainway Knooooooooooows how you feel about your coffee. -Commercial I like stamps too! -The Queen Don�t divide, Joe. (Joe divides). What are you doing Joe? (One hour later, Joe divides again, now there are four Joes). Listen up, Joe, or I�ll come over there and slap you! -Mr. Finnamore, on normal cells communicating with cancer cells. That guy has the same nose as Hoodenrob! -Holly I�m going to tear down your playhouse�. Sometime soon.. -Song on the radio I never thought Emily was THAT kind of woman! -Holly or Valerie Like a lesbian biker gypsy! -Amanda Seizure phone! -Kyle I bite too! -Amanda Not Cortez� not Balboa� Balboa! -Greg My material was electric striped! -Amanda Ya, really! Is there a drug bust today or what? -Nina, to Mr. Kitchen Where�s Mr. Newlands?! (Panicky, while he�s sitting right beside us). Oh.. right there. -Amanda Stop writing things on my writing! -Holly .. Everyone�s peeking out the window and we�re flying by on a jukebox, and we�re going �Hello! It�s a jukebox rocket!� -Kyle How were you traveling? By vehicle? -Mr. Wilson Gases are people too! -Mr. Finnamore Bobby, there is a connection between the TV and the radio� it�s called power lines! -Ashley Murderous birds. -Quizmaster Dunn Fern Gully?! I forgot all about Fern Gully! -Kyle Kyle: Why him? Mrs. Chatterton: Oh, he�s the chosen one. Valerie: It�s Toni Braxton! Amanda & Holly: No it�s not, it�s Jlo! I�m going to swallow a moose if I stick my window out the head! -Amanda How do you stop it? Stop? -Kyle Look at how HIS hair is parted! -Mrs. Johansen Cats are cute, but dogs are like� biting and stuff.. -One of the Crystals Amanda: Kyle just humped my leg! Valerie: Well, he�s done that to me before, but it was on my hip. In this area around the world. -Guest Speaker I love ya honey, but you�re in the front, so I�m gonna hit ya! -Al Mr. Newlands, stop looking at me with your teeth! -Kyle Students aren�t allowed to drive student to student functions. Students. -Amanda Fetus genius! -Valerie Seizure Horse! -Connor I�m a sharp knife! -Connor Sometimes they are what they are.. otherwise they wouldn�t be what they normally are. -Finnamore on elements Lo-RAINE. Blon-DEL -Kyle and Holly A geek on the spot! -Holly�s Aunt I�m hungry! -Laura, everyday This is heavy! What do you have in here, a pound of rocks? -Holly Chinaland! -Mr. Newlands The bell is late! -Laura everyday. Put your hand back out and open the window back closed! -Mr. Newlands Are you eating someone�s present? -Holly�s Aunt Seizure phone! -Everybody Mr. Newlands is a baby, Valerie is a baby, Amanda is a baby, and Holly is a very tall baby. -Kyle Stop it! This is my shirt! -Kyle I want a soggy dog! -Jeremy Amanda: Someone pat me on the back! -SMACK- Amanda: OW! If Jesus came down and asked Valerie to the semi-formal she would say no! -Kyle Gooooood morning! -Tina Kyle: I want to go to Smitty�s. Valerie: But for what? Kyle: For food! Valerie: But WHEN though? Leather Winnie-the-Pooh skirt! -Kyle Don�t run over that man, he�s from Ontario! -Amanda Kyle: My grandfather would say horny, would yours? Valerie: Actually they probably would because they both never went to church. Look! She�s MSN! -Amanda Don�t mix alcohol and graduation! -Kyle Yay! Cookie-on-vegetables! -Amanda She�s not Eminem, she�s MSN! -Amanda I think �Quote book! Quote book!� should go in the quote book! -Valerie Quote book! Quote book! -Mr. Newlands Mr. Newlands, if you don�t stop abusing your quote privileges, I�m gonna rip your page out! -Amanda We�re not allowed to make quotes anymore. Not until it comes back. -Amanda, when the quotebook was lost. Mrs. Johansen: You don�t want an airplane pilot who�s not insistent on� Jones: Landing! I hate you! -Kyle, everyday Cassie: That�s what was in my dream! Holly: Really? A lynx? Cassie: No! A bear! Are you eating someone�s present? -Amanda, to Holly. Give me a pensin� how do you spell pensin? -Kyle (he meant pencil) Kyle: Can you see boogers coming out of my nose? Valerie: No, not yet. Holly: We don�t look at you and say �wow, he�s hot�. You�re our friend! Kyle: You sounded retarded when you said that. A girl named Nell, ran very fast; fell down a well; needs a cast. -Valerie She died on graduation night � her whole life. -Mr. Leger Dan: Summer school is full of hot chicks. Shawn: Yeah, dumb ones. Dustin: Hey! All the better to take advantage of! Noone in life is a virgin, as life as screwed us all. -The Great Philosopher Maggie. New Brunswick has the worst education system in the province! -Kyle Valerie! Stop blinking! Valerie! Stop blinking! -Kyle Holly: It looks like you�re doing �hile hitler�. Kyle: He�s gone! (as Mr. Kitchen leaves) Holly: Yeah! He�s dead. Okay, this is a red lego, and this is a blue lego, and if you put them together, it makes a red-blue lego. -Mr. Finnamore I already answered your questions! (even though you haven�t asked them yet) -Mrs. Johansen Amanda: What�s Mrs. Sollows-Astle wearing? Kyle: Oh, some crazy Mrs. Sollows-Astle costume. You�d have to go under the outhouse and get it! That baby would be traumatized! (About a baby being dropped into an outhouse) -Amanda Look, this is all falling off, it�s like, held on by.. nothing! -Amanda Something smells� -Mr. Kitchen � And you can�t just give birth to a liver. -Mr. Finnamore Wow, we have a MUSICAL math teacher! -Amanda about Mr. Kitchen Amanda: Special triangles can do anything! Kyle: Like solve world hunger! Back in my day, we had to walk twenty miles just to GET to our shoes! -Someone There was a killer after our tree at the place. -Kyle�s mom. Stop molesting the quote book! -Valerie Stop looking at the Shakespeare cat! -Amanda Kyle: Your mom is a drunk. Holly: Your mom is a whore. Kyle: Your mom is a drunk. Holly: Your mom is a drunken whore. Amanda: Your mother is a drunk. Kyle: Your mother is worse than both of our mothers COMBINED! For baby negligence? No.. for baby MURDER! -Amanda He�s a vampire hamster! -Amanda This is important stuff for people who are going on to calculus� or university. -Mr. Kitchen But �o�, is like.. doubled in a lot of words. -Some guy from FHS I�m going to Calculus University! -Kyle I�m sorry I hurt your feelings about your squirrel. -Valerie�s Dad. Amanda, you�re living a clich�!! -Kyle Holly: It was a long dream where I was at school, like, all day. -Pause- Amanda: You ARE at school all day! Holly: Look at my pencil, isn�t it tacky? Amanda: Is it a turkey? Holly: I said, isn�t it tacky? Amanda: It�s made in Turkey? Holly: No, isn�t it TACKY? Amanda: Oh! Yes. This sounds like the Sobey�s Christmas song. -Amanda That�s, like, a squid-eyed stare! -Kyle Valerie: I think my hamster is growing to like the taste of blood. Holly: That�s how they train man-eating tigers, you know. Kyle: I want a man eating tiger!! Where�s Valerie? Where�s Valerie? Where�s Valerie? -Mr. Newlands We re-enacted a quote! -Amanda Amanda: I have a tutor, eh? Kyle: How come he�s not tutoring me? Amanda: Because you don�t go to my church. Valerie: It�s an exclusive Christian tutor! And I try really hard but I have to concentrate to keep the pencin on the book! -Amanda Telephone! Puppet! -Amanda Amanda: After this, I don�t want anymore identities. Kyle: Not secret ones anyways. Was he going toward the road again? -Valerie, on Mr. Newlands� driving. Flanders: Now, when people get wood, they will think of Trojans. Homer (laughing) Lisa: Dad, what are you laughing at? Homer: If I�m laughing at what I think I am, it�s funny. I work out! -Kyle Just back click 3 or 4 times, Dan.. I dunno what to tell you, it�s out of control! -Shawn Lisa: Dad, what�s a muppet? Homer: Well, it�s not quite a mop, and it�s not quite a puppet.. but maaaaaaaan.. (crazy laughter)� So to answer your question, I don�t know. She�s being Jeremish! -Mr. Newlands Holly: I just changed the page you dimwit! (laugh) Amanda: That�s not funny. Holly: I know. Amanda: It�s not gonna be pretty! Holly: What? Amanda: My fame? Billy-the-one-eyed-pirate-frog-who-gagged-himself-back-to-life. -Valerie (from a biology lab) Stripping mormons! -Holly I�m going to touch you worse than that! -Amanda Amanda: Remember the last time she came to a party? Holly: Yes.. and she told us that story about (looks around)� Bring forth the paintings! -Valerie Mr. Newlands: Who�s the queen? Everyone: The queen? Kyle: Tara�s pants are really cool.. they look like something Holly would wear. Valerie: Where are they? Kyle: They just went out the door. (Imagine that the word �blink� is actually a curse word while you read this quote. Then realize that they actually meant blink) Holly: Look Val, over there! It�s the blinking guy! Valerie: He�s hot! Holly: He blinks! Valerie: I blink too! We could get married and have blinking children! Amanda: And Kyle�s kids could come over and be like �Val�s kids! Stop blinking!� That�s not bitter! That�s just violent youths! -Kyle We are just two crazy chicks floating in a cloud of weird. -Sarah Well, I�m just a person that talks a lot. -Valerie Go pencil sharpener it off! -Valerie The girl was blowing in the wind. -Anonymous Think about when you�re measuring your dope. -Mr. Finnamore Flying quote book! -Kyle Mr. Casey: Holly, est-ce que tu as oubli� ca?! (Holly! Did you forget that?!) -Slap slap!- Holly: Oui!� (Yes!�) Alicia: � avoir la sexe?! (and have sex?!) Mr. Casey: Oui, beaucoup, j�esp�re. Quand on a 400 ans, et on est quitt� l��cole, on peut faire ce qu�on veut. (Yes, lots, I hope. When we�re four hundred years old and we leave school, we can do what we want!) Mr. Calder wears more lip gloss than the lip glossiest wearing person who wears lip gloss. -Mr. Newlands (we got in trouble for this one!) I slipped in the ditch! -Kyle A squeaky car! -Holly |