Dear Diary
Deer Jurnal,
    Kev sayz this is reely a diry but jurnal makes it sownd not as girly, ya no?  But Howie is kalling his a diry go figyur.  his is sparkly and perple two. gess wat? im gona b in a movie! wen i told the guys they laffed and sayd 'didnt you see crossroads?' i dont no wast that meens but i bet its gud cuz crossroads was a gud movie. i liked the part wen britney jumpin arownd in her underwere. okay, i gotta go lern sum mor lines for the movie i'll rite in u later.  by!
NICK RULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey,
     What's up... Today I made a compost pile in the backyard.  I'm not real sure what it does, but it's good for the earth, so that's all that matters... Kristin says it's just a pile of crap but she's not in touch with the earth... Ya know what... I haven't washed my hair in five days... I'm going to seven... that'd be a record... Well, I have to go... I'm making toilet paper out of hemp.
-Kev-
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My Dearest Diary,
  Today I went to the salon! Marco (my "friend") went with me, and we got matching honey and caramel highlights! I had to get my hair trimmed, it was SO unmanagable, those split ends are killer! I told the guys about my awesome day, and I asked them to come shopping with me but they were too busy playing video games and eating junk food, and they didn't even answer me! I don't know why they always gotta diss me like that for. Plus, their figures are going to be ruined if they keep eating that junk, sitting around and stuff like that. Boys will be boys I guess. I have to go now, Marco's supposed to be calling me!
   ;) Sweet D.
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