Comrade Benson: The Final Issue
CB: Well, you pawns of pop culture, I'm afraid that the next few weeks at Southridge will be my last. I'm transferring to another place.

Bob: You wouldn't leave this glorious nation, would you?

CB: I'm afraid so, Big Daddy. I'm off to Beirut, thousands of miles away from you and your bloody minds.

Bob: But what about the next generation of students who must be forged in your image? We would be deprived of your - - -

CB: Alas, your ultimately WISE choice of a new world leader has led me to continue my services in a country worthy of intelligence.

Karl: You mean in Beirut? HA! Now there's a hell hole not worth mentioning! Back Next Page

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