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��Runescape can be a very funny place, if you've got a good sense of humor. Andrew's sense of humor pervades the game at every turn - subtle, but there nonetheless. There were also a couple of popular threads on the RS.com General board, added to mostly by the self-proclaimed "board trolls," which I include here. I do not claim credit for any of the posts on the lists; I would list the names of the people who posted, but a) there are far too many, and b) a lot of the ideas were posted by multiple people. So here for your reading enjoyment, I provide the Humor of Runescape.

Runescape Humor
You know you've been playing RS too long when...
You know your character's too strong when...

Apron: "A mostly clean apron."
Bed: "It's a bed - wow."
Bones: "Eww it's a pile of bones."
Big Bone: "This would feed a dog for a month!"
Bullrush: "I wonder why it's called a Bullrush."
Coal: "Hmm a nonrenewable energy source."
Cooked Lobster: "This looks tricky to eat."
Dwarf: "A short angry guy."
Railing: "Nice safety measure."
Red Spider Eggs: "Ewwww."
Shortbow: "Short but effective."
Torch: "It would be very dark without this."
Post:"Why am I examining a post?"

You change your social security number to match your attack, defence, and strength skills, and it fits.
Someone cuts you off and you start shouting "SCAMMER" down the freeway.
You get a system message "You have been standing in this spot for 5 Years! Please move to another area!"
You get a system message "Welcome to your (mining, fishing, cooking, crafting) spot".
When someone doesnt seem to know you, you know they're a newbie.
Your parents call you down for dinner using your character name.
You see a man name Andrew and you bow down and worship him.
You receive junk mail addressed to your character name.
You begin referring to authority figures as admins.
Theres a spot reserved for you in every building you go to.
You dont need the online map. For anything. Ever.
You give people directions to anywhere by number of steps.
The server takes 10 minutes loading your character.
You wonder why all walls are not paper thin.
You get robbed in real life and you look for a man named Moderator to help you out.
You find a penny on the ground and then wait there thinking it will respawn.
You wonder what your "age" is.
Your clicking finger is the strongest muscle in your body.
You are at McDonalds and ask when the next burger respawn is.
You are at McDonalds and you fight just to talk to the attendant.
You brag about having played xxx ammount of hours.
Instead of saying, "Wanna take this out on the street?" you say, "Wanna take this to the wilderness?"
You ask your friend in real life does he want to go to pk in the wilderness after school.
You dress up as Alchemon/Bluerose13x's char for Halloween.
The ass grooves on your computer chair are now permanent.
You dont just have an ass grove on your chair, you have a mouse groove on your hand.
You ask a priest in real-life if you can use the altar to recharge your prayer points.
You hear an announcement in school and you say "I just saw a system message!"
You try to rearrange the Periodic Table to fit Mithril, Adamantite, and Rune in it.
Trying to run from a schoolyard fight, you have to wait for the data to be relayed from the Skynetweb.com server. Sombody dies and you say........ what did (s)he lose?
A police officer arrests you for assulting three innocent men and you say: "I was just training!"
You get an injury and begin eating apple pies and pizza thinking it'll heal you.
You're held at gunpoint and you tell the gunman, "Go ahead and shoot me! I'll only drop $5!!!"
You go to the nearest bank and wonder where the Item bankers are.
You steal the cape off your little brother's Batman halloween costume for the extra armor point.
The theme of your new wardrobe is "pale green."
You need a new car and start calculating how much iron and coal you need to mine to build it.
You consider a mithril car instead.
You see someone in a dark brown suit and you think "newbie."
Your boss asks you if you know how to kill scorpions and you nearly ask him "level 21 or level 36."
You try to deposit pizza in your bank account.
You try to buy a pickaxe from your coworker because you can't remember where the nearest pickaxe spawn is.
You keep bumping into people because you think that you'll just pass through them.
You have this overwhelming urge to beat up security guards, farm animals, and short people whenever you see them.
You go to the store to buy some beer, and you try to figure out which one will boost your stats.
You need flour, so you get some pots and try to find a wheat field.
You get confused when your bread recipe calls for more than water and flour.
When In school, you write your RS name instead of your real name on your homework.
When you can truly say, "Full rune armour? Yeah I can make that."
When you have more friends on your friends list than you do in real life.
When you go to your back yard and prospect each rock looking for coal.
When you cook something and wonder how much experience it was worth.
You just finished your chores and you wonder how many quest points you got.

When you're at low health and an entire inventory of anchovie pizzas can't heal you fully.
All the players in rune scape try to attack you and suddenly there is a huge crowd at the respawn spot.
You have your own server.
When Andrew pays you to play the game.
When you are able to black-mail Muahahaha into giving you all his stuff.
You have your own colored dot on the map.
Just for fun, the admins send a message to every PKer when you enter the wilderness.
Your character is part of a quest.
You quest points are in the triple digits.
You leave all the highest prayers on, fall asleep, and come back the next day, and theyre still going.
The dragon doesnt get 3 rounds to run away.
Andrew follows you around all day to "find your secret".
People try to blackmail you in real life for your password.
Other players make character names that start with yours.
You create a holy symbol of YOU.
you kill everything in the wilderness with one shot from a phoenix crossbow Your entire inventory is made out of rune. even the tinderbox.
Just for fun, you invite newbies to the wilderness and let them kill greaters when you get them down to 1 hitpoint.
You can cut wood with your hands.
You log on and the servers crash.
Greater demons are green to you.
You kill somedbody and it deletes them instead of sending them to Lumby.
Casting Water Strike creates a new lake.
The anvils can't take the shots from the hammer.
You cast Weaken on your opponent and he goes into a coma.
You use a Fire Blast and the ice cave melts.
You're the reason they took away the PK system.
Your fighting stats hit triple digits.
You log in and everyone else logs out.
You walk into the wilderness and it's deserted.
You can kill demons with a bronze sword.
You start inventing your own spells.
Other players pray to you.
Monsters never get 3 rounds to run when you attack them.
You walk up to the greater demon spawn, and the crowd parts to let you pass.
You turn on Protection from Missiles, go into the wilderness for a 2-hour killing spree, and when you return, you still have prayer points left.
You're the best in every skill on the server status.
You suffer a nasty 15 second lag and come to surrounded by rune large helms.
When Bluerose asks to buy something you made.
When Alchemon offers to be your bodyguard.
When there is an option of "Do not allow people to follow me" made just for you.
When Bluerose can't hit you with a spell.
When Andrew asks you, "What would be challenging for you?"
When the server status refuses to put your name on it because it "discourages people from playing."
You can't find anyone to fight in wilderness level 48.
For fun, the mods ask if they can gang up on you.
You log on and people start PMing you there passwords.
You killed the dragon and you didn't gain a level from the quest.
You can open locked doors with your hands.
All rats and spiders in a 30-square radius of you die instantly when you walk past.
You have fletching and herblaw levels already.
Andrew goes insane trying to create a monster you can't kill.
Instead of seeing the "Attack" option in the wilderness, people see "Don't even try it, pal".
Your combat level is written in scientific notation.
You go to the black hole experience without a disk and come out fine.
Imps start tipping you off as to who took which bead, and where you can find them.
The altars pray to you.
You kill a monster and it doesn't respawn.
Alchemon begs you to log off so he can be on server status.
Greaters take strength potions to fight you.
Oziach doesn't bother wasting your time and just GIVES you the Rune Plate.
You ARE the server status.

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