Archived April 2003 Updates

Dirk gets legal name change - Wednesday, April 16th

Highly acclaimed, puttzlitser prize winner, forced to change name after Paramount Pictures threatened to sue the pants out of the poor poet. OK, that was a lie. The powers that be, (me), decided to change Dirk's name after coming to the conclusion, that Dirk is a really gay name, and in accordance with the name of our society that is not allowable. When approached for a comment all Dirk he beat my ass down, so I reconsidered the decision to change his name.

-Obey Raf

Guru to start writing again - Tuesday, April 15th

After nearly a year of being retired, poet slam-master, Phillysz decides to put aside his gardening tools, and pick up the pen again. When asked what inspired his return, this straight-as-an-arrow poet sharply retorted,"can a bee hope to become anything more than a bee? No, and like the bee. I am and forever shall be a poet." So keep your eyes open for new poems from Phillysz.

-Obey Raf

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