Dirk gets legal name change - Wednesday, April 16th
Highly acclaimed, puttzlitser prize winner, forced to change name
after Paramount Pictures threatened to sue the pants out of the poor
poet. OK, that was a lie. The powers that be, (me), decided to change
Dirk's name after coming to the conclusion, that Dirk is a really gay
name, and in accordance with the name of our society that is not
allowable. When approached for a comment all Dirk he beat my ass down,
so I reconsidered the decision to change his name.
-Obey Raf
Guru to start writing again - Tuesday, April 15th
After nearly a year of being retired, poet slam-master, Phillysz
decides to put aside his gardening tools, and pick up the pen again.
When asked what inspired his return, this straight-as-an-arrow poet
sharply retorted,"can a bee hope to become anything more than a bee? No,
and like the bee. I am and forever shall be a poet." So keep your eyes
open for new poems from Phillysz.
-Obey Raf