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2. What are the strongest days of the week?
3. Why did the man put wheels on his rocking chair?
4. Why is the letter "R" like Christmas?
5. At what time of day was Adam born?
6. Why did the person throw a clock out the window?
7. What time is it when a pie is divided among for friends?
8. What nail should you never hit with a hammer?
9. What ring is square?
10. Why is the sun like a loaf of bread?
11. What word becomes shorter if you add two letters to it?
12.What might one magnet say to another magnet?
13. What day of the year is a command to go forward?
14. Can you name a carpenter's tool that is spelled the same forward and backward?
15. What kind of rocks would you find in a pond?
16. What has for legs, but only one foot?
17. What do you do when the tires on your car get old?
18. What did the calendar say to the number?
19 What must you keep after giving it to someone else?
20. Who can stop a truck with one hand?
21. How are a teacher and a railroad conductor alike?
22. Where were you when the lights went out?
23. Why were the children late for school?
24. Which travels faster, heat or cold?
25. How are a dog and a flea different?
26. What five-letter word has six left when you take two away?
27. What is the end of everything?
28. What is four feet sitting on four feet waiting for four feet?
29. It is yours, but others use it more often than you do. What is it?
30. What grows larger the more you take away?
