I know I always say this, but at the risk of sounding like a broken record...WOW what a wild week it has been. For one, we saw the amazingly silly card of Sissy landers. Our new, Vice Princess of the IFWF. We saw me step up and book a card for the IFWF fans and wrestlers, we saw a evil attack on Sophie Mitchell that left her in a pool of syrup, we've seen a legendary handler quit, Akira win a TV title shot, and a possible wonderful plethora of new feuds started.
First let me say, I hated to see us lose a great handler like Cat. Albeit he leaves for reasons even he doesn't seem to understand. Sometimes the pressure of things can really get to you, and hey it happens. Shame that it caused such a stink between two great handlers though, as I enjoy both the work of Cat & Sytch. On a side note though, I heard the word tolerance used by someone and I think it was a great word to use. We should all use some tolerance to each other. Something someone else does, you may not like, but somebody might not like what you are doing either. As long as no one is breaking the rules, we should ALL get along.
I also advise everyone to email me or Niels if they have a problem. Its amazing what talking it out can do to help ease things.
I think its becoming more obvious by the week, the Scourge angle has fizzled out. Hopefully we can soon see this wonderfcul group of heels find their niche on their own, without being under the banner of a giant stable. Hopefully Niels can keep his re-knewed interest in the product and not book himself into a top heel position at the same time as well.
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Looking ahead to this week's card, I can honestly say I am more interested in seeing the matchups between, Sissy Landers versus Michelle Anderson, Alexandria Parker versus Lesley Viper Magnus then I have been in a long time. Hopefully next week we can get that exciting tag team match pitting Jessica Wynters & Kimi versus Alexandria Parker & Tiffany Lane.
I found it odd this week, that the Sexy Ladies blamed me for their loss against the Bartuzzini Sisters. No offense girls, but I didn't book that match with the silly referees, SISSY LANDERS did! Besides it looked like you lost pretty fair and square. You quit because you lost. You should be proud of yourself, you are now labeled as a quitter.
On a side note, I've enjoyed everything I've seen from the Bartuzzinni Sisters in recent weeks. They may be the best tag team in IFWF today.
The PPV is coming up. We don't have a final card slated yet, but expect a few matches to be shifted around because our roster has changed a lot over the past few weeks. I did nothing to alter the matches, but I do think they need to be spiced up a bit. Here's my fantasy booking for the next PPV...
1. Lisa Dream vs. Michelle Anderson (Newton Gimmick)
2. Hardcore match : Melissa Ann vs Chix (Newton Gimmick)
3. Tammy Lynn Sytch vs. Sophie Mitchell (Akira’s handler)
4. Jessica Wynters vs. Alexandria Parker (Gia's handler)
5. Lesley Magnus vs Sissy Landers (Maddy's handler)
6. Jenny Anderson vs. Christina Servara (Tammy's handler)
7. IFWF Boxing champion Match: Tara Ling vs. “Sassy” Stacy Starr (Nari)
8. IFWF Television title Match: Maddy Bean vs. Akira Hagawa (Dante)
9. IFWF Tag Team Campionship Match: Bartuzzinni Sisters vs. East/West (Alyadmirer)
10. IFWF Championship Match: Demona Hellstorm vs Cynthia Mitchell (Tonedef)
Just my personal opinion but those look like fun matches. Its essentially the same card for the PPV as originally announced, only adding and changing a few tiny things around. Mostly removing inactive handlers and placing girls who are currently feuding against each other.
I'm interested in this new relationship between Demona Hellstorm and "The Goddess" Nina Larue. I'm excited to see where this leads.
I'm also excited of the prospects of the feud between Alexandria Parker & Jessica Wynters. I think both girls if given the chance, could step up and become major players in the federation. They've exchanged heated words and didn't work too well as a team. Now lets see em fight it out.
Emanuelle de Rochefort & Chix are no longer Power & Passion. Should be interesting to see where Chix takes this. Emanuelle de Rochefort is obviously out of the federation. Where does the Elite stand on all this?
Now I'm going to do a little thing called where are they now.......So many girls have become virtually inactive, here is the list...
Celina (Two strong runs, first as POD leader then as Purple Haze anit-Scourge...now MIA)
Mystica Dolores (She had a few matches, then POOF she's gone. MIA)
Cristina Servara (Wrestled nearly every week, then she dumped her roomate Nicole, joined Scourge and....disappeared?)
Shelli Brooks (She likes me, she doesn't like me, she's gone...MIA)
Sandra St.James (One of the best characters in all of IFWF for weeks, then she just goes MIA)
Tara Ling, Janus, Lindsay Locke and a few others are close to joining that list too after a week or two of no one hearing from them. Odd.
What would YOU like to see from IFWF? Give me a email and send some suggestions my way.
Princess 'Sissy' Landers continues to impress. I dunno if she reads this, but I've complimented her roleplays a few times. Good stuff from her. Akira Hagawa continues to be a very thought provoking roleplayer as well.
East/West is a exciting new tandem I like. Kimi and Kim are both equally hot and talented. They get the Newton Gimmick seal of approval.
Lesley "Viper" Magnus continues to impress me as well. Something I love about a hot biker girl who can kick your ass. Her and Janus could tear the house down if given the chance, there is no doubt. I anticipate some fun in her First Blood match this week.
The World Title hunt continues with Melissa Ann leading the pack, Michelle Anderson not far behind her and Cynthia Mitchell all gunning for the gold.
Thats it for this week kids, up next Dewey has a great interview with IFWF newcomer and amazing talent, the "Rich Bitch" Alexandria Parker. Prepare to enter the BattleGround....
Dewy Bowser: Welcome all to the BattleGround. Welcome this week's Alexandria Parker. Now Alexandria, you are known as the Rich Bitch. But why? Let the IFWF fans who may not know about you, well learn how you earned such a moniker?
Alex: I must say that out of all the interviews I've done I've never been asked that question. People have actually been calling a rich bitch for years. I'm not sure if its my attitude or persona but its stuck with me for years now. Even through college. At first I didn't like it but now its grown on my and I love. Its empowering. But don't get it confused because I'm not a rich bitch, I am 'The Rich Bitch'.
Dewy Bowser: Interesting. What do you think of the Mafia Princess?
Alex: The Mafia Princess?
Dewy Bowser: Yes our former IFWF champion. She claims to be rich, she used to tote around a 5 Million dollar belt around. Could you do something like that?
Alex: I don't have to many thoughts on the former champion because she is just that, the former champion. I'm sorry to be the one to say it but the belt was as tacky as the outfit she wears to the ring. I could wear a belt but It have to be the world,tag or television title. Then maybe I could get it personalized by Jacob the jeweler or Cartier but I wouldn't be caught dead wearing costume jewelry.
Dewy Bowser: Alright, I agree the belt did look like it cost $15 to make, and that's being nice, it was crap, but thetas not the point. You're loaded right?
Alex: I'm a business woman with several successful business' I have a new uniform company, a real estate company, The Parker collection. Which I might add is doing very well. The show for my fall collection will be very soon.
Dewey Bowser: Who's invited?
Alex: Seating is limited so unlike that gala at my home everyone's not invited. Its invitation only. Looking at the attire of some of these IFWF girls they all need to attend.... Sorry about that, I'm off tangent. But you name it I own it. I'm not really into bragging but you've seen my Georgia home while at the party. By the way I saw you in a corner with a few ladies on your arm. You enjoyed yourself?
Dewy Bowser: I did very much. Lets just say Dewey has never had problems with the ladies. Now lets switch gears for a moment. Who do you think is the most influential person in the IFWF?
Alex: I'm not really sure just yet. That was one of my main reasons for throwing that fabulous gala at my home. I wanted everyone to come socialize. Now of course you have a few rotten apples in the bunch like Lisa Dream and Ann Silva who tried to ruin all my hard work, but that's expected. The favor will be returned to both of them. I can assure you of that.
Dewy Bowser: What's your goals here in the International Female Wrestling Federation?
Alex: Lets see my goals. First I'd like to bring back the class and grace from the old IFWF days. With its current champions and management I'm not to sure it will be an easy task.
Dewy Bowser: What's your thoughts on IFWF's Champions? I mean a lot of people are questioning some of the champions here. Do you think we have deserving champions?
Alex: Lets start with our world champion Demona Hellstorm, she's good. She's got the attitude and talent but lacks the grace and style needed to be a world champion. Just look at the way she drags around that title. A woman like myself would have the held high in the air for everyone to see. Its as though it has no meaning at all to her. We need someone like her though. Imagine having a girl like that whining Melissa Ann. But I do wish someone would give her a title shot so she shuts up. Give them a loser leaves town match.
Dewy Bowser: Okay back to the champions.
Alex: That boxing title isn't even worth mentioning.
Dewy Bowser: What do you mean? It's a belt sanctioned by management.
Alex: Moving on...the tag title scene here is definitely heating up. The Sexy ladies are out and the other girls beat them. I'm not even really sure who they are but they're not worthy of the titles. We need tag champions with style, grace, poise....what the fans want is a little Business and Pleasure.
Dewy Bowser: If I've done my homework right that's you and Tiffany Lane?
Alex: Very good remind me to give you a star for today. We did retire the BRATT(Battling Ring Angels Tag Titles). I was the first and last tag champion in BRA. I won the titles on four separate occasions. An accomplishment that no other woman can claim. Maybe its time I do the same here in the IFWF. But a team with Tiffany Lane and I probably wouldn't be fair. I mean never before has IFWF had such a talented duo. We'd be virtually unstoppable. East/West? Sexy Ladies? The Andersons? Do the sound like people who could compete with us?
Dewy Bowser: Well...
Alex: Exactly my point.
Dewy Bowser: Anyone here in the IFWF you'd like to team with? Perhaps a stable you might join?
Alex: As I said Tiffany Lane and I could easily dismantle the current tag scene. And as far as stables go...I really don't like what I see. You have the Scourge who are has beens and The Good girls who have no direction at all. We may have to bring back the Sisterhood of Seduction. I can't see adding anyone but myself and Tiffany Lane. These girls have a long way to go before any of them could be invited to join the most accomplished organization in women's wrestling.
Dewy Bowser: If you were stuck on a Island all by yourself for years, and you could bring two items with you, what two items would you bring?
Alex: Can I count my staff as one item?
Dewy Bowser: No.
Alex: My personal assistant and Julie, she does my hair and make up.
Dewy Bowser: What's your favorite match of your career?
Alex: Its a tie between a match with me and Laura Parker, who was also a member of the Sisterhood and me and Tiffany. The one with Laura was a classic match. With Tiffany people have hated us being friends for years. I forget what happened but we never actually wrestled so we got the last laugh in the end.
Dewey Bowser: Would you join the Scourge of IFWF?
Alex: I'd rather shop in Wal-Mart before joining.
Dewey Bowser: I normally do a name game, but frankly I'm tiring of that gig here lately. So I'll do something different, consider this, OPEN forum. You tell me, who pisses you off in the IFWF? You got someone's name to drag through the mud, this is the time to do it.
Alex: I'd rather it be a surpass. But any girl you see who gets a mirror smashed over her head has pisses me off.
Dewey Bowser: I've heard rumors that you want to hire Pia Ling to be your equivalent of Virgil to Ted Dibiase. Is that true? Do you want a right hand woman? If so, who will it be? Pia Ling or perhaps someone else?
Alex: Good help is hard to fine but I'm okay with my current employees. Miss. Vanity is my assistant as far as wrestling goes and Ashley Adams handles everything else. I've known them both for years. I don't know Pia very well but she's probably not even qualified enough to take out my trash.
Dewey Bowser: Last but not least... if you could face any wrestler past or present in IFWF, who would you face and why? Who would win between the two of you.
Alex: Viper. She's one girl who's been lucky enough to duck the wrath of my wickedness.
Dewy Bowser: I'll see you fans next week. Thanks for your time and effort. This is "LoudMouth" Dewy Bowser, saying if you saw it here, its fresh from the BattleGround.....
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