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~*Le Shazah Album*~ |
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Specs-
Base Number of Cylinders: 6
Base Engine Size: 2.7 liters
Base Engine Type: inline 6
Horsepower: 195hp @6000rpm
Torque: 197ft-lbs. @5000rpm
Drive Type: FWD
Turning Circle: 35.7 ft
Pros: Great build quality, spacious interior, comfortable seats, infallible reliability, makes heads turn
Cons: All thieves want to get their grubby hands on one, may make your boss jealous
MSRP: Priceless |
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Make: Shazi
Model: Preciso
Year: 2002
Class: Supreme
Trim Level: SE |
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Comments: The all-new, fully redesigned Shazi Preciso returns with 45 more horsies to make competitors sweat. The euphoric grace and styling raises the bar and continues the Preciso's legacy of being the benchmark for the times. Complete with driver (Shazah), navigator (Hira), and security system (Wali), this nothing-short-of-perfect Shazi flagship is looking to claim the bragging rights, once again, as America's #1 selling luxury vehicle. |
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This young lady, is rumored to have been seen near Shazah Sabuhi. The Paparazzi have only this one picture of arriving at a gathering to celebrate another of Shazah's endless accomplishments. Her father, (r) allegedly aided in her escape from the media by cloaking her and disappearing to the festivities in the vicinity. Sources say that her name is Hira and that she is engaged in another operation as Shazah's accomplice in peace.
If you have any additional information please call the Shazah Sabuhi Entourage Agency Hotline at 1-888-4-SHAZAH |
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The Galway Piper (l; aka Dustin Ng), and violinist Midori (r; aka Emily Chao) perform at the coronation of Shazah Sabuhi, the new queen of Orchestrakstan. Those Orchestraks love their art. They love it so much that it is rare that you do not find one without some sort of artistic inclination. |
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The lovely enchantress-turned-Queen, Shazah Sabuhi, arrives on the premises, in the line of ceremonial duty. |
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Queen Shazah greets her loyal House of Harmonies.
Orchestrakstan can owe much of its recent prosperity to the solid governing body that sets order. |
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(from left to right)
Tiffany Kung (mallets, piano), Christine Kim (piano), Queen Shazah Sabuhi (standing; piano, vocal) |
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"Your destiny awaits you, dear child. Guide us with your free spirit and wisdom, and lead the people of Orchestrakstan into an era of unparalleled splendor. We will follow you as you spread your wings, grasp our hand, and spread your love and compassion for all life to come." |
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"Half a score and seven years ago..." |
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"...and I want your woom, and your computa, and your steweo, and your big bed, and and and...and ummm...Dustin is weely pafetic." |
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Divya: Here are a few things that we're all gonna miss about Shazah....
Shazah: (thinks) "heh heh heh, while I'm up in my palace with caviar and ambrosia...mwahahaha!!" >=P |
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"This palace that I stand before will be off limits, as you see the 'Keep Out' sign to my right. I will need utmost quiet and serenity as I devise the most beneficial plans for our people's path. You will only be allowed on the premises with the exchange of a password of which I will disclose later to family and trusted members of the House of Harmonies..." |
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One of the most important guests at the coronation - Congra T. Ulations. She looks absolutely stunning. |
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Queen Shazah and her family display the unparalleled family expertise in medicine as they perform and autopsy on Ms. Congra T. Ulations. Ulations allegedly dropped dead spontaneously after several emotional speeches made by those close to Shazah. Results later showed that Ulations's filling-sugar content (FSC) was a deadly 92%. Experts say she was lucky to even be at the ceremony. |
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"If you hold the knife at an angle, you can get into the spongy tissue without making a mess with the jam vessels" |
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"Psst...I think she's doing it wrong..."
"She'll do fine, don't mind her, she never listens to me. I always told her that the white cream cells would interfere with examining the cake tissue, but she always manages somehow..." |
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<~Wali looks in a different direction... |
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...and now it's Hira's turn~> |
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Sources for the rare sightings of Hira remain undisclosed. |
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Queen Shazah, former professor Lippe, and bodyguard Wali, striking a pose after a job well done. "Though very distraught at the loss of Ms. Ulations, she will always have a place in our stomachs and we know she's in the good hands of our goddess Betty Crocker." |
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Indeed, it was an eventful day; but even though the course of the day took the new queen for a rough ride, all came out well, and her people can expect to find a glorious future to come. |
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