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	"You're Funner Than a $2 Whore"




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		I had the most interesting experience the other night. I was at a gas station to put air in one of my tires, and to buy a pack of cigarettes (yes, if I hadn't mentioned it before, I started smoking again). Anyways, after I get the pack of smokes, I walk out to my car and there is this chick standing right in front of the parking space I was parked in. The conversation went like this... "Hey..." "Hey... wassup" "uh... can I ask you something?" "Sure" "Which way you heading?" "Back to the east end of town." "Oh....." "You need a lift somewhere?" "No... just that I am kinda stuck here... work hasn't been good lately" "Oh... that sucks... is there anything I can do?" "Well... like I just said, work as been slow lately... I got a room at the hotel across the street... you interested?" "Uh... sorry, I can't tonight... I just got out of work now, and I have to work a double tomorrow... "Figures...." "Sorry again... maybe some other time...." "yeah.... whatever, some other time..." At this point, I am in my car trying to leave while keeping a straight face. All I wanted to do is bust out laughing, because I found it rather funny because I only had a $1.50 and a new pack of cigarettes. Not that I would have said yes in the first place... because she was one of those skanky-rotten types... full sweatsuit, tried to have her hair fixed up, and of course the three missing teeth. Which I am sure the missing teeth in this type of situation could only be seen as a perk for the guy.... but anyhow.... buisness was only gonna get slower for her... which is a good thing... for it would clean up the streets a little.

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