State University of College
We represent the represented. Want a ghetto college, with nothing but ghettoness and beating of the people, you've shizzled to the right college. We didnt spend to much on this site, we spent it on beer. I like beer man. The following is the application you need to fill out to begin:
1)Sex:(check one)
(_)Male (_) Female (_) Not sure (_) Yes please

2)
I _____ my trailor/moblie home: (check one)
(_)Own (_) Rent (_)Stole

3)
Whats your preferred brand of ointment:(circle up to 2)
Rash off                                          Redness-b-gone                                      Icyhot                                    
Milk                                                Damn this thing itches                             The blue stuff

4)
How many cars do you have (check one)
(_)5 (_)6 (_)7 (_)8 (_)9 (_)10 (_)11 (_)12 (_)13 (_)more than 13/not sure

5)
How many cars do you have that runs (check one)
(_)0 (_)1

6)
Preferred meal:(circle up to 3)

Possum                                         Racoon                                                     Squirrel

Zebra                                            Goldfish                                                    Dog

Cat                                               Pidgeon                                                     Small Children

Garbage                                        Dirt                                                           Worms

7)
Whats your favorite brand of chewing tobaco? (checK)
(_) Skoal (_) Ointment (_) Redman (_) Rubber (_) Black Teeth Brand

8)
Have you ever met your parents?
no/yes/dont think so

9)
How many teeth do you have (check one)
(_)0 (_)1 (_) 2 (_)3 (_)4 (_)5 (_)6 (_)7 (_)dont know

10)
How many small children do you have in your house _____ How many our yours ____ How many are you not sure of _____

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After you fill out this exciting application, and get accepted, you can begin this at this exciting school. We can teach you whats important in life, see our courses:

Catching/eating Possum
Catching/eating Squirell
Catching/eating Racoon
Catching/eating Zebra
Catching/eating Goldfish
Catching/eating Wood
Level 1 English
Level 1.1 English


Think you can handle it. I dun think so man, but come grab your future by the beg kegs and give it a ride man like woah at STATE UNIVERSITY OF COLLEGE!

SUC, WE DONT SUCK!
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