State University of College | |||
We represent the represented. Want a ghetto college, with nothing but ghettoness and beating of the people, you've shizzled to the right college. We didnt spend to much on this site, we spent it on beer. I like beer man. The following is the application you need to fill out to begin: | |||
1)Sex:(check one) (_)Male (_) Female (_) Not sure (_) Yes please 2) I _____ my trailor/moblie home: (check one) (_)Own (_) Rent (_)Stole 3) Whats your preferred brand of ointment:(circle up to 2) Rash off Redness-b-gone Icyhot Milk Damn this thing itches The blue stuff 4) How many cars do you have (check one) (_)5 (_)6 (_)7 (_)8 (_)9 (_)10 (_)11 (_)12 (_)13 (_)more than 13/not sure 5) How many cars do you have that runs (check one) (_)0 (_)1 6) Preferred meal:(circle up to 3) Possum Racoon Squirrel Zebra Goldfish Dog Cat Pidgeon Small Children Garbage Dirt Worms 7) Whats your favorite brand of chewing tobaco? (checK) (_) Skoal (_) Ointment (_) Redman (_) Rubber (_) Black Teeth Brand 8) Have you ever met your parents? no/yes/dont think so 9) How many teeth do you have (check one) (_)0 (_)1 (_) 2 (_)3 (_)4 (_)5 (_)6 (_)7 (_)dont know 10) How many small children do you have in your house _____ How many our yours ____ How many are you not sure of _____ end |
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After you fill out this exciting application, and get accepted, you can begin this at this exciting school. We can teach you whats important in life, see our courses: Catching/eating Possum Catching/eating Squirell Catching/eating Racoon Catching/eating Zebra Catching/eating Goldfish Catching/eating Wood Level 1 English Level 1.1 English Think you can handle it. I dun think so man, but come grab your future by the beg kegs and give it a ride man like woah at STATE UNIVERSITY OF COLLEGE! SUC, WE DONT SUCK! |