Difference between Work and Prison


In prison, they spend the majority of their time in a 8-by-10 
cell.  At work, I spend most of my time in a 6-by-6 cube.
     
In prison, they get three free meals a day. At work, I only get a 
break for one meal, which I have to pay  for.
     
In prison, they get rewarded with time off for good behavior.  At 
work, I get rewarded with more work for good behavior.
     
At work, I must wear an ID badge at all times. In prison, they are 
provided with clothing with the ID  conveniently  sewn on.
     
In prison, there is a dress standard, but they supply the 
clothes.  At work, there is a dress standard, but I must buy my 
own clothes.
     
In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for them. At 
work, I must carry around a security card and lock and unlock all 
 the doors myself.
     
In prison, they can watch TV and play games. At work, I get fired 
for watching TV and playing games.
     
In prison, they will be encouraged to learn a new career.  At 
work, I must do any learning on my own time.
     
In prison, they have an exercise room that they can use almost 
anytime.  At work, I can only use the exercise room on my own 
time.
     
In prison, they can fall asleep anytime and nothing happens.  At 
time I get fired.
     
In prison, they have full medical coverage with no deductibles.  
At work, I get partial coverage and pay all the deductibles.
     
In prison, all expenses are paid by the tax payer. At work, I get 
to pay all the expenses to go to work so I can pay taxes  to pay 
for the prisoners.



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