Catholic Athiest Three Atheists were on an island and about to die. They all decided it was time to pray. 1st: I don't know how to pray. Don't know where to begin. 2nd: I don't know where to start either. 3rd: I've never done it either. The closest I've come to religion was living next door to a catholic church. The other two: You know the most, why don't you lead us. The 3rd bows his head, clasps his hands and says: B-4, I-22, N-17, ... Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi