Fractured Quotes Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. You're not dead, your electroencephalographically challenged. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted,then used against you. Have you ever wondered how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. Pardon my driving, I am reloading. Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. On the other hand, you have different fingers. Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. When there's a will, I want to be in it. Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi