Quotes To Live By -Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. -Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways. -Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money. -If you don't die from it -- it is healthy. -If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is Going on. -It is better to be looked over than overlooked. -It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is how he found out. -There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead. -Life is sexually transmitted. -An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. -No job is so simple that is can't be done wrong. -You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever. Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi