Quotes #9
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His imagination resembled the wings of an ostrich. It enabled him
to run, though not to soar.
( Thomas Babington Macaulay )
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His mind is so open that the wind whistles through it.
( Heywood Broun )
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Wall Street is where prophets tell us what will happen and
profits tell us what did happen.
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Personally, I have a diversified portfolio. That's when your money
goes down the drain in six different sinks.
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Remember the good old days, when it was people who ran
amuck -- not faucets ???
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Even the ocean is polluted. Last week I pulled a six - pound
flounder out to the Atlantic. Today I received a thank - you
note from his parents.
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We've got to do something about water pollution. My kid has
a water pistol that Jams !!!
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A generation ago there were a thousand men to every
opportunity, while today there are a thousand opportunities
to every man.
( Henry Ford )
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...... Getting ready is the secret of success.
( Henry Ford )
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The haves and the have - nots can often be traced back to the
dids and the did - nots.
( D.O. Flynn )
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but not one thinks of
changing himself.
( Tolstoy )
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and
the intelligent are full of doubt.
( Bertrand Russell )
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Wealth can certainly be a curse -- especially if your neighbors
have it.
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What motivated you to become a millionaire ???
I was trying to reach an income my wife and kids couldn't live
beyond !!!
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I took one of those job - assessment test at work the other day.
The report said my aptitudes and abilities were best suited to
some form of early retirement.
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Employee: "When will my raise become effective ???"
Boss: "As soon as you are !!!"
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We live by words: LOVE, TRUTH, GOD.
We fight for words: FREEDOM, COUNTRY, FAME.
We die for Words: LIBERTY, GLORY, HONOR.
Words: They sing. They hurt. They teach. They sanctify.
If a picture is worth a thousand words, please paint me the
Gettysburg Address.
( All by Mr. Leo Rosten )
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the
belief that one's work is terribly important.
( Bertrand Russell )
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Idle hands do mischief make. But they don't get dirty either !!!
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If you hire relatives, you'll have a payroll that won't quit.
( Milton Berle )
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My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it
had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't
worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!"
( Milton Berle )
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I wasn't affected by the crash of 1929. I went broke in '28.
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If people really liked to work, we'd still be plowing the ground with
sticks and transporting goods on our backs.
( William Feather )
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A great man leaves clean work behind him, and requires no
sweeper up of the chips.
( Elizabeth Barrett Browning )
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Opportunity doesn't necessarily knock on the door; it may be
leaning against the wall waiting to be noticed.
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The pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; the optimist;
the optimist, the opportunity in every difficulty.
( L.P. Jacks )
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When I was a young man I observed that nine out of ten things
I did were failures. I didn't want to be a failure, so I did ten times
the work.
( George Bernard Shaw )
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When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle
is wrought in our life, or in the life of another.
( Helen Keller )
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The battle is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the
active, the brave.
( Patrick Henry )
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God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into the
nest.
( J.G. Holland )
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I like only two kinds of men: domestic and imported
( Mae West )
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She may be good for nothing, but she's not bad for nothing.
( Mae West )
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To err is human, but it feels divine.
( Mae West )
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You're never to old to get younger.
( Mae West )
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Nothing but Jokes by
Nauman Faridi
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