Quotes #5
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Men have been wise in many different modes; but they have
always laughed the same way.
( Samuel Johnson )
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We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.
( Napoleon Bonaparte )
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Success is getting what you want; Happiness is wanting what
you get.
( Dale Carnegie )
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Much can be analyzed of a man's character by noting what
excites his laughter.
( Robert C. Savage )
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Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency
they're going to catch you in next.
( Robert C. Savage )
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Getting what they deserve doesn't satisfy many people.
Dying is the last thing I ever intend to do.
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The hands of those I meet are dumbly eloquent to me. I have met
people so empty of joy that when I clasped their frosty fingertips it
seemed as if I were shaking hands with a northeast storm. Others
there are whose hands have sunbeams in them, so that their grasp
warms my heart. It may be only the clinging touch of a child's hand,
but there is as much potential sunshine in it for me as there is in a
loving glance for others.
( Helen Keller ( pure in sight ))
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Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs: He suffers
so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
( Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche )
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Several have defined man as "an animal that laughs." They might
equally well have defined him as an animal that is laughed at.
( Henri Bergson )
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A sign of greatness is to be able to laugh at yourself with others --
and enjoy it as much as they do.
Great minds ... discuss ideas. Average minds ... discuss events.
Small minds ... discuss people.
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The most certain sign of wisdom is a continual cheerfulness; her
state is like that of thins in the regions above the moon, always
clear and serene.
( Michel de Montaigne ( 1580 ))
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All men have happiness as their object: there is no exception.
However different the means they employ, they all aim at the same
end.
( Blaise Pascal )
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A man doesn't know what true happiness is until he gets married.
Then it's too late.
( Milton Berle )
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If we could forget our troubles as easily as we forget our blessings,
how different things would be .....
..... Laughter is heard farther than weeping.
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Money can't buy you happiness. It just helps you look for it in
more places.
( Milton Berle )
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Nothing but Jokes by
Nauman Faridi
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