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And that's the world in a nutshell -- an appropriate receptacle.
( Stan Dunn )
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I can see   ...   in what you call the dark, but which to me is 
golden. I can see a God - made world, not a man - made world.
( Hellen Keller)
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I am a deeply superficial person.
( Andy Warhol )
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He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help.
( Abraham Lincoln )
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up an fight.
( Phyllis Diller )
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As a rule, men worry more about what they can't see than 
about what they can.
( Julius Caesar, during the Gallic Wars )
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something 
that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
( Ronnie Shakes )
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Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and  he'll 
believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have
to touch to be sure.                                           
( Jarger ) 
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If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next 
generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to 
laugh at himself.                                  
( Charles Schulz ) 
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The Years teach what the Days never Know.
( Ralph Waldo Emerson )
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Too often the great decisions are originated and given form in 
bodies made up wholly of men, or so completely dominated by 
them that whatever of special value women have to offer is 
shunted aside without expression.
( Eleanor Roosevelt )
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Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a
bad reputation.                                    
( Henry Kissinger ) 
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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world 
owes you nothing. It was here first.
( Mark Twain )
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