Watta Trade


President Clinton is arriving back in D.C. after a trip to his home 
state of Arkansas. He steps out of the plane carrying two pigs, one 
under each arm.  When he reaches the bottom of the stairs the Marine 
guard sharply salutes him as usual.

Clinton says;
"I'd like to salute you back son, but as you can see my hands are full."

The Marine replies:
"Yes Sir! Mighty fine pigs Sir!"

President Clinton responds:
"These aren't just ordinary pigs Marine, they are pure Arkansas Razorback 
 Pigs!!"

The Marine replies:
"Yes Sir! Mighty fine Razorbacks Sir!"

The President then responds;
"I got this one for Hillary, and this one for Chelsea."

The Marine guard then replies;
"Yes Sir! good trade Sir!"



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