HairCut Talk


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 Women's version:
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 Woman2: Oh!   You got a haircut!  That's so cute!
     
 Woman1: Do you think so?  I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. 
 I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
     
 Woman2: Oh God no!  No, it's perfect.  I'd love to get my hair cut 
 like that, but I think my face is too wide.  I'm pretty much stuck 
 with this stuff I think.
     
 Woman1: Are you serious?  I think your face is adorable.  And you 
 could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so  cute I 
 think.  I was actually going to do that except that I was  afraid it 
 would accent my long neck.
     
 Woman2: Oh - that's funny!  I would love to have your neck! Anything 
 to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder 
 line.
     
 Woman1: Are you kidding?  I know girls that would love to 
 have your shoulders.  Everything drapes so well on you.  I 
 mean, look at my arms - see how short they are?  If I had 
 your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
     
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 Men's version:
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 Man2:   Haircut?
     
 Man1:   Yeah.
     
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Submitted by: Falak Malik


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