Not in college anymore 


 THE FIRST REALIZATIONS THAT YOU'RE NOT IN COLLEGE ANYMORE
     
 ** You're waking up at 6 am instead of going to bed.
     
 ** Beers at lunch get you reprimanded.
     
 ** College sweatshirts are 'casual' instead of dress up.
     
 ** Your parents charge rent.
     
 ** The four food groups are no longer beer, pizza, chips and cereal.
     
 ** It's 'getting late' when it's 9:30 p.m.
     
 ** Three words: Student Loan Payments.
     
 ** You make thousands of dollars a year - and still can't afford that dream
   Porsche.
     
 ** You start eyeing the Light Beer Section appreciatively.
     
 ** Pickup football games mean that at least one person will be in the
    hospital by game's end.
     
 ** THEN, discussing with your friends:  GPA's, spring break plans, and 
    tonsil hockey;
     
 ** NOW:  mutual funds, interest rates, and wedding plans.
     
 ** Sleeping on the couch is a no-no.
     
 ** Naps are no longer available between noon and 6 p.m.
     
 ** Sneakers are now 'weekend shoes'.
     
 ** Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
     
 ** Pregnancy now brings thought of tax deductions instead of coronaries.
     
 ** Jack and Cokes become Dewers on the Rocks.
     
 ** The only drugs you take are Tums and Tylenol.
     
 ** The weak single you hit in the intramural softball game is now remembered
    as a Varsity dinger for the League Championship.
     
 ** You get your news from sources other than USA Today, ESPN Sportscenter,
    and MTV News.
     
 ** Random hook-ups are no longer socially acceptable.
     
 ** You wear more ties in a week than you even owned while taking in college.
     
 ** You find yourself reminiscing fondly of 2-hour Calculus exams.
     
 ** You empathize with the characters from 'Friends.'
     
 ** METABOLISM SLOWDOWN
     
 ** Wine appreciation expands beyond Boone's and Mad Dog.
     
 ** You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
     
 ** Grocery lists actually contain relatively healthy food.
     
 ** When drinking, you say at least once per night, 'I just can't put it 
    down the same as I used to.'
     
 ** Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer  is for real work, 
    not video games.
     
 ** You're actually willing to pay a bit more to drink in a bar that's 
    not full of '21-year-old kids.'
     
 ** Golf is beginning to seem a lot less silly.
     
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Submitted by  : Guru Yellapur @ mci.com


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