Rejected Hallmark Cards My tire was thumping I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire I noticed your cat...Sorry. You had your bladder removed And you're on the mends Here's a bouquet of flowers And a box of Depends. Heard your wife left you How upset you must be But don't fret about it She moved in with me. Your computer is dead It was once so alive Don't you regret installing Windows '95? You totaled your car And can't remember why Could it have been That case of Bud Dry? ---------- Submitted by: Falak Malik Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi