I Will Survive (College Version) Sing as you read it... At first I was afraid Now I'm petrified That I can't keep my GPA of 2.5 I spent all those stupid nights Chilling way too long And that was wrong But now I must be strong And now they're back They're in my face 3 finals and 2 papers to be done in just five days! I shouldn't have gone out I shouldn't have partied 'Cause now all this work I have Is piling up on me! And I must go to the library To do research on those papers And, yes, I must study It's hell, I'll tell you that and you know it's not a lie But I can't crumble I can't lay down and die Oh no not I! I will survive! If I keep a 2 point O At least I'll be alive! I've got five more days to live and I think my brain will give But I'll survive! I will survive! ---------- Submitted by: Angela in New Jersey Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi