Emoticons We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons." You know, where :) means a smile and :( is a frown, Well, how about some "ass icons"? Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_._) a flat ass (_^^_) a bubble ass (_*_) a sore ass (_!__) a lop-sided ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_O_) and ass that's been around even more (_$_) this ass will cost you (_o_) this ass costs a lot less (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_|_) pound my ass (_||_) pound my ass even harder (_<>_) an ass ready for action (_zzz_) a tired ass (_oo_) an ass built for two (_o^^o_) a wise ass (_13_) an unlucky ass (_Y_) an ass that can't say No (_*_) tongue in cheek (_<_) this ass belongs to someone Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi