Tea / BA flight A new recruit wanted to have a cup of tea. So he dialed the number of the pantry but got the wrong one. When someone picked the phone he said "Please send me a cup of tea." "Do you know whom you are talking to ?" the other side asked. "No." he replied. "You are talking to the director of this company." the other side replied. Then our friend asked. "Do you know who is talking on this side ?" "No" the other side replied. "Thanks". And he put the phone down. "This is Captain Johnson speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic. If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off. If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi