Mr.X the Great Mr.X to a long-distance telephone operator: "Could you please tell me the time difference between Hawaii and Las Vegas?" Operator: "Just a minute..." Mr.X: "Thank You," and puts down the phone. -------------------------------------------------------- At a bar in New York, the man to Mr.X's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Mr.X and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Mr.X replies: "Mr.X DUNNE, MARRIED." -------------------------------------------------------- After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Mr.X proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT," Mr.X brags. "FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG." the friend exclaims. "YOU ARE A FOOL". Mr.X replies. "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS ----- Submitted by: Mahendra Varman Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi