Murphy's Law If everything seems to be coming your way , you're probably in the wrong lane. The man who can smile when things go wrong .... has thought of someone he can blame it. If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire , the next morning you will have a flat tire. When all else fails, read the instructions. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. The light at the end of the tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an incoming train. Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans. FOR EVERY ACTION , THERE IS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE CRITICISM. Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi