Accordian So, there's an accordian player driving home from a gig late one night. It's really late, and he's sleepy, so he decides to stop at a Denny's and get a cup of coffee. He parks the car and goes in. He's been there a few minutes, and the coffee is starting to wake him up, when he suddenly realizes he left his accordian uncovered on the backseat of the car. Worried, he leaps up and runs to the parking lot, but it's too late... Someone has already smashed out the back window of the car and put two more accordians on the back seat with the first. Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi