Supershort acronym jokes! MBA => Mediocre But Arrogant PhD => Piled High and Deep PCMCIA => People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN => It Still Does Nothing APPLE => Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity IBM => I Blame Microsoft DEC => Do Expect Cuts CA => Constant Acquisitions CD-ROM => Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months OS/2 => Obsolete Soon, Too. SCSI => System Can't See It DOS => Defunct Operating System BASIC => Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control WWW => World Wide Wait DHL => Deliver Halfway Lost UPS => Unaccountable Parcel Service TNT => Totally Not Traceable Fedex => Foul-ups and Errors in Delivery EXpected QANTAS => Queers And Nancys Travel As Stewards MAS => (Malaysian Airline System) - Mesti Ada Susah => (Translation from Malay - Always full of problems) BA => (British Airways) - Bad Attitude Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi