A Jew, a Canadian and an American A Jew, A Canadian and an American were travelling in a car. They had a car crash and went to the gateway of heaven and hell. The angel over there said to them:- "You three were very very rich and popular down the world. I would not like judging you so if you give me 500$ I'll let you go down the world again, unseen by anyone". The American at once took out 500$ and gave them to that angel and went down to the earth. He told one of his friends this tale but he wouldn't believe and asked him:- "I would believe it if you had a witness!" "But there is no witness". "Well, what about the Jew and the Canadian?" "The Canadian said that "The government should pay it why should I??" and the Jew said "Well, I like the offer, but I will accept it only if you give a 50% off!!" ---------- Submitted by: Amir A. Khan Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi