Seeing eye dog This woman is waiting for a bus on a street corner. Across the street she sees a blind man with a seeing eye dog approach the intersection. All of a sudden, the dog lurches out into traffic, pulling the man along. Cars are screeching and swerving barely able to fish-tail out of hitting the man. She is gasping at what she just witness. Then she notices that the blind man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a dog biscuit and holds it out for the dog. She is amazed and can't help but say " Sir, that dog pulled you into traffic and almost got you killed!" The blind man replies "Yes I know, I heard all of the cars!" So, she says " But then why on earth are you rewarding him with a dog biscuit after he almost got you killed?" And the blind man says "Oh, I'm not rewarding him. I'm just trying to figure out which end is which, so I can kick him in the ass. Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi