Words to live by Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. No one is listening until you make a mistake. The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. Two wrongs are only the beginning. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable . . . . except from vending machines. Don't sweat petty things . . . . or pet sweaty things.(maybe one or two!) A fool and his money are soon partying. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. Chastity is curable, if detected early. Half the people you know are below average. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. ---------- Submitted by: Pawan Misra Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi