Newborn Baby
An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived,
no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child.
The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see
while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother
pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by
the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
"Hit him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in
the first place!!"
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Nothing but Jokes by
Nauman Faridi
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