Your Call. 


This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation 
of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of 
Newfoundland in October, 1995.

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Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval 
Operations 10-10-95.
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Americans:    Please divert your course 15 degrees to 
              the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians:    Recommend you divert YOUR course 15
              degrees to the South to avoid a collision. 

Americans:    This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.  I 
              say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians:    No.  I say again, you divert YOUR course. 

Americans:    THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS
              MISSOURI, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US 
              NAVY.  DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!

Canadians:    This is a lighthouse.  Your call.


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