Wedding and Marriage Humor
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife
to his success. - Jim Backus
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That
must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
- Noel Coward, 1956
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the
house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her. - Sacha Guitry
Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
- Lisa Hoffman
She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before
she finds one. - Oscar Levant to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter
stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
- Jackie Mason
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in,
and those inside desperate to get out. - Montaigne
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If
you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good
thing for any man. - Socrates
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
- Mae West
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and
suffering.
Nothing but Jokes by
Nauman Faridi
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