Listen to what the doctor says After a terrible accident a lady ends up at the hospital in a coma. Her husband comes to visit her and begins talking to her and rubbing her calf. The doctor enters the room and says, "Wow! Her vital signs are improving greatly. What were you doing?" The guy explains that he was justrubbing her lower leg and talking to her. The doctor suggests, "Why don't you rub her thigh and see if she reponds even better." The husband complies, and sure enough, the vital signs improve even more. So, the doctor says, "OK, let's try something even more drastic and see if we can bring her out of the coma. I'll leave the room, lock the door, and monitor her vital signs from the nurses station. You try a little oral sex and see how she reponds." The husband says, "OK", and the doctor leaves the room. Shortly thereafter, her vital signs flatline and she's dead as a door nail. The doctor rushes into the room and asks, "What happened?" The husband replies, "I think she choked." Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi