Dangerous Bandit A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande and robbing Texas banks. A reward was offered and an enterprising Texas Ranger finally captured him in his favorite saloon. He put his gun to the bandit's head and said, "Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your head off!" However, the bandit didn't speak English and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish, but there was a bilingual lawyer present who translated the Ranger's message. The terrified bandit blurted out that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the saloon. "What did he say?" asked the Ranger. "He said: "Get lost jerk. You don't have the guts to shoot me.'" ---------- Distributed by: [email protected] Submitted by: Robert Thompson Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi