New Yorkers Die... Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when a rowdy crowd from New York City showed up. Being somewhat skeptical, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit them, as they were for better or worse, still all his children. A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, "They're gone!" "What? All of the New Yorkers are gone?" asked God. "No!" replied Saint Peter. "The Pearly Gates!" ---------- Distributed by: [email protected] Submitted by : SPKOMO @ aol.com Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi