Faithful
Three men die and go to heaven. At the gate St. Peter tells them, "Before
you go into heaven, we are going to give you each a vehicle with which to
get around. The way we determine what type of vehicle you will get is by
how faithful you were to your wives. Now," he says, turning to the first
man, "were you true to your wife?" "Yes, I was, St. Peter," says the first
man. "I never strayed. From the day I married her to the day I died, I
slept with no woman other than my wife. I loved her very deeply."
"As reward for your complete fidelity," says St. Peter, "I now give you
these keys to a beautiful Rolls-Royce" The man happily accepts the keys,
and St. Peter turns to the second man. "Sir," he says, "were you faithful
to your wife?"
"Well, St. Peter," says the second man a little shyly, "I must admit that
when I was much younger, I did stray once or twice. But I did love my
wife very much, and after those minor indiscretions, I was completely
faithful until my dying day." St. Peter looks down at the man and says,
"As a reward for good marital conduct, I am giving you these keys to a
Pontiac."
As the man takes the keys from him St. Peter turns to the third man.
"Sir," he says, "were you faithful to your wife?" "St. Peter," says the
man, "I had everything I could, every chance I got. There wasn't a
week of my marriage that I didn't sleep with someone other than my wife.
But I must admit to you, St. Peter, that it was a problem I had, because
I really did love my wife very much."
"Well," says St. Peter, "we do know that you did love your wife and that
does count for something, so this is what you get." With that he rolls
out a ten-speed bicycle and gives it to the man. The gates of heaven open,
and the three men enter. Sometime later the man on the bicycle is riding
along, when he sees that the man with the Rolls-Royce has pulled over and
is sitting on the bumper of his car. He is sobbing uncontrollably. The
man pulls his bicycle up next to the man and says, "Hey, pal, what's the
matter? What could possibly be wrong? You have a beautiful Rolls-Royce to
drive around in?" "I know," says the man through his sobs, "but I just
saw my wife on roller skates!"
Nothing but Jokes by
Nauman Faridi
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