Sardar Ji
There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to
raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He
went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and
told him, "I've kidnapped you."
The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the
mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city play
ground". Signed, "A Sardarji".
The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him
home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag
was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag
and found the $10,000 with a note saying, "How could you do this to a
fellow Sardarji ?!"
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Submitted by: Falak Malik
Nothing but Jokes by
Nauman Faridi
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