IS/IT Gabbar Gabbar: Kittnay bug thay? Kaalia: Do sardaar. Gabbar: Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye thay? Sardaar khus hoga. Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saja milegi.. Jarooor milegi! [Snatches an X terminal from a side-ka-hero.] Kittnay session hain is machine mein? Side-ka-hero: Chhay sardaar. Gabbar: Session chhay aur programmer teen. Bahoot nainsaafi hai. [logout.. logout.. logout...] Haan.. ab theek hai... [ who ] Tera kyaa hoga kaalia? Kaalia: Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha hai. Gabbar: To aab documentation likh ...... HHMMMMMMHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!! ---------- Submitted by: Nasir Majeed Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi