You might be desi iffff...... You might be a Desi if, you ask for small drink at fast food restaurant because the refill is free. You might be a Desi if, you know more than one plans offered by long distance companies. You might be a Desi if, you are take plain water instead of Coke for lunch. You might be a Desi if, you are take any drink with no ice because you can't drink ice. You might be a Desi if, you ask before eating any meat "Is this beef?". You might be a Desi if, you try to ignore all other unknown Desi's around you. You might be a Desi if, you know all the facilities available at public library. You might be a Desi if, you talk to Americans as if you represent your whole country. You might be a Desi if, stove top in your apartment is covered with aluminum foil. You might be a Desi if, you frequent to yard sales every week. You might be a Desi if, you find taco bell sauce packets in your kitchen drawer. You might be a Desi if, your dinner involves spreading newspaper on living room floor. You might be a Desi if, you take off your shoes before stepping foot in your living room. You might be a Desi if, the closest you have ever been to a women is in a nude bar. You might be a Desi if, if you like onion rings at Burger King. You might be a Desi if, your are looking for dual voltage appliances. You might be a Desi if, the phrase "When are you going to Pakistan" comes into your conversation at least once a day. You might be a Desi if, if you bought Toyota or Honda car only because it has better resale value. You might be a Desi if, the number of long distance calls is more than domestic calls. You might be a Desi if, you keep switching your Internet service provider because first month is free. You might be a Desi if, you go back to your apartment for lunch. You might be a Desi if, if your full name contains more than 15 characters. You might be a Desi if, you know all the $1.50 theaters in your city. You might be a Desi if, the only reason you go to a temple on festivals is because there is free food. You might be a Desi if, you have spent nights in the car while traveling because you wanted to save money spent on cheap motel. You might be a Desi if, you don't know any American outside your work. You might be a Desi if, you tried to flirt with the Hindi speaking operator at AT&T. You might be a Desi if, you have at least one Pakistan made pressure cooker in your kitchen. You might be a Desi if, you know how much a 7 layer burrito costs at Taco Bell. You might be a Desi if, put oil in your hair. You might be a Desi if, you have a picture of Pakistan deity on the dashboard of your car. You might be a Desi, if this thought comes to you "Oh shit I just saw another Desi" when you are window shopping at a local mall. You might be a Desi if, if you keep comparing prices at circuit city for the phone you bought six months ago. You might be a Desi if, the lawyer handling your green card is in your speed dial. You might be a Desi if, you are compelled to visit every major city in US, just so as to say that "Yes I have been there " You might be a Desi if, you put on shades on the beach and leer at babes, and then talk about them on your way back. You might be a Desi if, you are comfortable with an American than an ABCD. You might be a Desi if, you have been to Mexico or Canada for multiple entry H1 Visa. You might be a Desi if, you pay your bills the day they come in mail. You might be a Desi if, spent 2 days cleaning your apartment before leaving so you can get full security refund from landlord. You might be a Desi if, have a bucket in your bath tub. (Trust me I have seen this. ) You might be a Desi if, have a mug next to commode.( Trust me I have seen this too. ) You might be a Desi if, wash your underwear everyday and hang it on the shower rod. U r a Desi if, you have to borrow luggage from friends for Pakistan visit. U r a Desi if no one can see your feet in a bathroom stall but can hear load sounds (both before and after the release)! U r a Desi if you think .... "since nobody is gonna see my underwear, lets wear it a few more days." U r a Desi if you have all the old exams, homework assignments, and notes from ALL previous offerings of a course. u r a Desi if you BELIEVE that "the ultimate driving machine" is Honda Accord. You might be a Desi if you ask the girl in the nude bar " Do your parents know you are doing this". You might be a Desi if your girl friend is the only girl known to you and rest of your 100 Desi friends. If you are getting more than $300 credit from AT&T per month..... If you have bought or sold USED pyjamas/night suits etc..... If you have never used the soda vending machine ..... If you and your roommate cut each others hair..... If your Resume states that you have been an ASST.. MANAGER in McDonalds... Your definition of MORALITY excludes unfair/illegal /fraudulent means to acquire a Green Card ( There is always a perfect explanation) If at anytime in your educational career Milk/eggs have been your ONLY STAPLE DIET... If you have never been to the mall.... If you check your Electricity meter every time you turn on a FAN.. If you believe GARBANZO BEANS is a french Delicatessen... If your AC is HARDWIRED AT 88F in the summers.... If you have split the cost of a POSTAGE STAMP with your roommates.. ---------- Submitted by: Shahzad Shah Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi