Desi Quiz 1. your food must be: a)rung out before you eat it b)put through a strainer c) drained of the oil d) eaten 2. your clothes smell like: a) Safari Cologne b) oil c) prunes d) curry 3. you own : a) 7-11 b) Mac's c) any other convenience store d) your a taxi driver 4. your accent is: a) east indian b) east indian-english c) Canadian d) american 5. how maany silk shirts do you own? a) 1 b) 3 c) none d) that's all i wear 6. your chest hair: a) can be seen through your shirt b) comes out the top of your shirt c) is shorter than dust lint d) "a" or "b" but you are female 7. after you eat you:a) eat the food under your fingernails b) suck your fingers until they wrinkle c) can't wash the orange off your hands d) go to sleep 8. you like to spend your day shopping at: a) zellers b) K-mart c) the Bay (sratch and save days) d) Spiceland 9.your jewellery is: a) gold plated b) stolen from your masi(aunt) c) out of a vending machine d) made out of macaroni 10. on halloween you: a) close the lights and hide behind your couch b) tell your kids to go door to door to get candies that you can give out c) give out single unwrapped corn candies d) give out paan 11. you put _________ oil in your food a) as much as you put in your hair b) as much as you put in your car (same as "a") c) one cup d) none 12. at a restauraunt you order: a) a tasty glass of water b) the cheapest thing c) the oiliest thing d) i dont spend $ at restauraunts 13. you eat at: a) home b) mcdonalds c) your friend's house(free food) d) Lahore Sweet House 14. your idea of a ride is: a)your dad's taxi cab b) your masi's bike c) Chevette d) Impala 15. your fav. version of "i'll be missing you" is: a) Sting's b) Puffy's c) Country d) bhangra remix of Puffy's version 16. you know you're a desi if: a) you only go to Mcdonalds if you have a coupon b) you've been to every "back to school" free Eskimo's game c) you try to get into a movie at child's admission even though you are over 18. ---------- Submitted by: Sadaf Ghani Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi