Entrace Exam for Old Scona Academic 


THIS IS A TEST TO GET INTO OLD SCONA (THERE SEEMS TO BE AN INFLUX OF 
DESI'S THERE)ACCORDING TO SABEEH AND HIS FRIENDS THIS WAS THE REAL 
ENTRANCE EXAM GIVEN TO ALL NON-WHITES. A "TBTBT" PRODUCTION!
     
1. WHAT LANGUAGE IS SPOKEN IN ENGLAND?
     
2. GIVE A DISSERTATION OF THE ANCIENT  BABYLONIAN EMPIRE WITH PARTICULAR 
   EMPHASIS ON ARCHITECTURE, LITERATURE, LAW AND SOCIAL CONDITIONS-OR- GIVE 
   THE FIRST NAME OF PIERRE TRUDEAU.
     
3. WOULD YOU ASK WILLIAM SHAKESPEAR TO: 
   A) BUILS A BRIDGE
   B) SAIL THE OCEA
   C) LEAD AN ARMY
   D) WRITE A PLAY
     
4. WHAT RELIGION IS THE CATHOLIC POPE? 
   A) JEWISH
   B) CATHOLIC
   C) HINDU
   D) POLISH
     
5. METRIC CONVERSION.  HOW MANY FEET IN 0.0 METERS?
     
6. WHAT TIME IS IT WHEN THE BIG HAND IS ON THE 12 AND THE LITTLE HAND IS 
   ON THE 12?
     
7. HOW MANY COMMANDMENTS WAS MOSES GIVEN?(APPROXIMATELY)
     
8. WHAT ARE THE PEOPLE OF CANADA'S NORTH CALLED? 
   A) NORTHERNERS
   B) NORTHERNERS
   C) NORTHERNERS
   D) ALL OF THE ABOVE
     
9. SPELL: CHRETIEN, TRUDEAU, AND PEARSON(USE CORRECT LINE) 
   CHRETIEN_____________
   TRUDEAU _____________
   PEARSON _____________
     
10. SIX KINGS OF ENGLAND HAVE BEEN CALLED "GEORGE", THE LAST ONE BEING 
   "GEORGE THE SIXTH" NAME THE PREVIOUS FIVE.
     
11. WHERE DOES RAIN COME FROM?
   A) MAC'S
   B) A 7-11
   C) USA
   D) THE SKY
     
12. CAN YOU EXPLAIN EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF RELATIVITY? 
   A) YES
   B) NO
     
13. WHAT ARE COAT HANGERS USED FOR?
     
14. THE CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM IS THE NATIONAL ANTHEM FOR WHAT COUNTRY?
     
15. EXPLAIN LE CHATELIERS PRINCIPLE OF DYNAMIC EQUILIBRIUM-OR- SPELL YOU 
   NAME IS BLOCK LETTERS.
     
16. WHERE IS THE BASEMENT IN A THREE STORY BUILING LOCATED?
     
17. WHICH PART OF CANADA ARE THE MOUNTAINS LOCATED IN? 
   A) OTTAWA
   B) THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS
   C) UNITED STATES
   D) WINNIPEG
     
18. ADVANCED MATH.  IF YOU HAVE THREE APPLES HOW MANY APPLES DO YOU HAVE?
     
19. THE CORNELL UNIVERSITY TRADITION FOR EFFICIENCY BEGAN WHEN (APPROXIMATELY)?
    A) BC
    B) AD  
     
IMPORTANT!!!
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* YOU MUST ANSWER THREE OR MORE QUESTIONS TO QUALIFY FOR ADDMISSION. 
* IF YOU DONT, THIS TEST WILL BE GIVEN AGAIN NEXT WEEK.
     
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Submitted by:  Sadaf Ghani


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