Beatles song for the computer age : Eleanor Rigby Eleanor Rigby Sits at the keyboard And waits for a line on the screen Lives in a dream Waits for a signal Finding some code That will make the machine do some more. What is it for? All the lonely users, where do they all come from? All the lonely users, why does it take so long? Guru MacKenzie Typing the lines of a program that no one will run; Isn't it fun? Look at her working, Munching some chips as she waits for the code to compile; Where is the style? All the lonely users, where do they all come from? All the lonely users, why does it take so long? Eleanor Rigby Crashes the system and loses 6 hours of work; What is it worth? Guru MacKenzie Wiping the blood off her hands as she walks from the grave; Nothing was saved. All the lonely users, where do they all come from? All the lonely users, why does it take so long? Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi